Paritosh Sharma

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

Eventually the only objects remaining in the universe will be supermassive blackholes.

Until then let's have some fun.

[Gareth D Morewood @gdmorewood]

“The tallest tree in Wales had been damaged by a storm and was supposed to be cut down ... but chainsaw artist Simon O'Rourke found a better solution to symbolise the tree's last attempt to reach the sky.” 🌳🌿🌲

[Rodney Brooks @rodneyabrooks]

All human beings have incredible potential, even those who do not look or dress like us, come from somewhere else, and are poor. Be kind to everyone, not because of who they might become, or do for you, but because it is the right thing to do.

[Michael Frost @michaelfrost6]

2020 - the year poor spelling turned deadly.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“It’s a bloody nightmare”
Meaning: Something is proving a mild inconvenience; typically used to describe slightly heavy traffic, or the internet not working

“It’s not ideal”
Meaning: Something terrible has happened and life is almost certainly ruined

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

A Brit, upon seeing someone who is quite clearly melting in the heat, someone who is wilting like spinach, is dripping with sweat, toasting like crumpets and glowing like molten rock, will be unable to resist asking the question: “bit warm?”

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

'Uhtceare' was an Anglo-Saxon expression for the 'sorrow before dawn', when you lie awake in the darkness and worry about the day ahead [uht-kay-ara; the 'h' is as in 'loch'].

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

It’s that time again. A mumpsimus (16th century) is someone who refuses to budge/insists that they are right, despite clear evidence that they are wrong. Plural: mumpsimuses.

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Today I shall mainly be controlling the virus, with my mind.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ༺🦋༻ @LepapillonBlu]

The dead leaf butterfly must be one of the most amazing butterlies in the world🦋🍂😍
https://t.co/2pRVfXC7uL

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

While Toilet Duck and Dettol are trending, here's a reminder of the word 'ultracrepidarian': one who consistently offers opinions and advice on subjects way beyond their understanding.

[Manjeet Sharma @essexdoc]

Lockdown and our Mental Health https://t.co/PlUb8raYHZ

[Owain Wyn Evans @OwainWynEvans]

When they said try working from home I didn’t realise they’d expect me to do the music too @BBCNews @BBCNWT #BBCNewsTheme 🥁 #workingfromhome

[Lord Ashcroft @LordAshcroft]

Please retweet this message to all those jackasses who don’t social distance...

[BBC Essex @BBCEssex]

Essex Police warn that collecting illegal drugs is not essential travel https://t.co/oEkPDZnobR

[Manjeet Sharma @essexdoc]

When you have to take things into your own hands 👍🏼: Doctor raises more than £1million in four days to provide protective equipment for NHS staff | Daily Mail Online https://t.co/hBy08jMu9m

[Prof Shafi Ahmed PhD FRCS @ShafiAhmed5]

#LockdownNow
This morning on the Tube @TfL
@MayorofLondon What are you going to do? The public cannot be trusted and need more draconian measures. Enough is enough.

@RCSnews
@RCPLondon
#coronavirusuk
#CoronaCrisisuk

[Manjeet Sharma @essexdoc]

Coronavirus – Observations so far: The good, the bad & the heartbreaking… https://t.co/7aTvD2KMVq

[Manjeet Sharma @essexdoc]

Stock piling food or medicine is NOT FUNNY it’s dangerous. Please stop ✋

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

We think it should be FREE for NHS staff to park at their place of work right now

Please RT if you do too, and help us persuade @MattHancock to make it happen

Please also sign this petition, which really could make a difference:

https://t.co/rqZCmDt4pn