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[🦭 @youdeniseatsix]

me ignoring the skip intro button when the white lotus theme comes on https://t.co/ktyIu1Dxw7

[Emily Bernstein @emilybern]

a #WhiteLotus all-stars episode where these two have to fight over the last beach chair

[. @uglykid]

Lord you can make your return we are ready

[Super Saiyan Batman™ aka TLocness™ @TLocV]

Me: *picks at a scab*

My blood cells who just spent hours building it:

[payton @_payt18]

You need @lizdaniel 🤣🤣

[James @CaucasianJames]

unverified and good week merch out now. hell yeah

https://t.co/xwr0WQt1N0

[Lucy Ferut @LFerut4]

Clare calling Dale her fiancé

Bachelor nation:

#TheBachelorette

[kathleen @kathleen_hanley]

bachelor nation after watching the last 5 seconds of that preview #TheBachelorette

[payton @_payt18]

@jamiesharpp will text me right after she DECLINES and say “did you call?”

[Joey Mezzatesta @joeymezz]

Her: He's probably thinking about other girls

Him: I could play Colts -3 at -125, but that's a lot of juice to lay on the spread. If I wait, maybe I could get it at -120 or -115. But then again, what if the line moves against me to Colts -3.5?

[payton @_payt18]

@jamiesharpp @AdrienneGoins y’all are literally the same person

[payton @_payt18]

@connorgray10 @EAMaddenNFL @Lj_era8 🙄

[payton @_payt18]

I didn’t think I’d be having the conversation with my 26 y/o bf about not eating dog treats bc “they look just like bacon” yet here we are

[thonathan 🩻 @nicetumichiu]

@killola That's not the real one

[payton @_payt18]

@karley_pace I need more support than bandaids

[payton @_payt18]

So do these new spaghetti strap tank tops have built-in bras or what... I need to know

[payton @_payt18]

@karley_pace @jamiesharpp @Tirthku19804532 ^^^

[payton @_payt18]

When I think about the nail salons opening up, I keep picturing that scene from Mean Girls where they all act like wild animals

[payton @_payt18]

@lizdaniel Yeahhhh it’s probably for the best