Bosi

Familiarity breeds contempt, Predictability breeds boredom.

[Bosi @_peronia]

Join AIM global and be a millionaire. https://t.co/C1GK2Xy4JS

[MaxxyFire🇵🇹 @maxxyfire]

Name a Scam?

[Sheetal Sakpal @sheetal_bsakpal]

No, he goes home, yells at his wife and kids, throws a tantrum at everything. Then asks to be forgiven because he's "stressed".

[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

If you go to Alchemist, the lady at the first shop that sells clothes is my sister. Her name is Sharon Ademba. These shirts go for only 5-10K Kenyatta shillings. Hata mimi sio target market yake. Walalahoi stay away. The cool kids please promote her.

[M @MuneneInc]

Ata mimi nilisema ivo 2014 😬😂😂

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Walk. People underrate walking so much. Walk and walk. It makes your mind explore other things in the environment instead of itself.

[David @dqveed]

Whites calling this “cringe” because they're mad they don’t have culture.

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Btw I have suits when I used to practice kama uko size 8/10 na unataka suits kujia...pant suits..skirt suits..zote...if you know anyone tell them to reach out..zote ziko mpya..retweet someone might be in need of suits!

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Anti-Counterfeit Authority Director of Enforcement Osman Yusuf : There is no operation that was conducted by ACA at that shop (Shiquo Hii Style)...The intelligence we have is that she was relocating from one shop to another and used empty shelves to portray a raid https://t.co/wCSfi8wZCI

[Natali Simmonds @NJSimmondsbooks]

I say this to my kids all the time. Do it for the plot. Do it for the story. Tell yourself if it all goes wrong it will just be a funny story. Ironically job interviews, dates, and public speaking go better anyway if you're just happy to be there and not overthinking it!!

[Mzee Kelong @mzeekelong]

This is how the guy pulled the robbery 🤦🏽‍♂️ Nlikuwa nimezone out listening to the radio😅 I thought he was just a mad guy...kumbe jamaa alikuwa anapull heist🤦🏽‍♂️

[Miss Amazing @miss_amazing__]

Scenario 1:
So I suspected he was cheating on me with his colleague. I had asked him earlier about her, and he told me that nothing could ever happen between them because of a power imbalance.
Later, I silently created a pseudo account and followed both of them. We had a disagreement, and he decided to take the colleague on a birthday getaway to Elementaita. The lady posted everything, and I saw it on Monday morning at 5 a.m. Instagram stories and all. She even did a full recap. 😂 I never ever texted the babe about this, I was happy she was happy 😂

Scenario 2:
He told me he was going camping. He went to Gura River Camp, which is about a 10-minute walk from my rural home in Nyeri. From what he said, he was going with his male friends. Later, I came to learn that he went with his neighbor, who he had been sleeping with, and the male friends.

Scenario 3:
He was a divorcée, so when things got difficult and he started contacting everyone in my family, I decided to reach out to his ex-wife to find out how bad things could get with him. I was shocked when she told me that he had been trying to get back together with her and work on their marriage.

He also cheated with a couple more people, like the “mama wa curtains” and his house help (mama fua), because he said she cooked good food.

Bottom line, it’s the guys you lower your standards for. He was terminally ill and dependent on medication for survival indefinitely basically for life.

All this was last year, I healed immediately.
I dodged HIV/AIDS by a whisker!

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

Manigga wote wametesa madem hupewa 1st borns wasichana.🤣🤣

[LeRoy @LeeRussian]

Congrats sana...troza ilienda wapi f2

[B @ngwata_]

There was no such raid done by ACA.

[anything @purpleorangek]

WE CANNOT BE BACK HERE!!! NO, WE CANNOT!!!!!!!!!!
This is deeply unsettling. Beyond anything else, I hope the girl is safe. This is harassment & it is UNACCEPTABLE!

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Tomorrow we are supporting Mexico 🇲🇽 so that South Africa 🇿🇦 can go back home early to protect their jobs.

[Daddy Lewa @TheHN1C]

Your wife won’t let you sniff cocaine line off her ass crack.
Won’t agree to an orgy with the boys.
Won’t let you piss in her mouth.
And that’s just the beginning 😂🤷🏿‍♂️

[𝔦𝔦𝔪𝔵𝔠𝔥𝔵𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩 @ellespiracy]

The guy I don't like keeps updating me about his day, explains why he's replying late, what he's gonna do etc but the satan I like can't? 😭😭Bad things always happening to good people mahn

[Mercy @Frankhavemercy]

One of the most overlooked forms of wealth is having complete ownership of your time.

Waking up and knowing nothing about your day will be decided by someone else is priceless.

[goma @soigomaa]

I think of these women every day and feel guilty.
If not for geographical luck this could be me. I don't know how to help

[Bosi @_peronia]

@Gabar_fican Hukuapply kwa portal ya hosi?