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easily amused. coffee geek. strict verdukian. dad. he/him/his

[the next bachelor @_petegarcia]

Whenever shopping with someone and they wonder aloud where something is, "Probably 'better living'"

[Josh Weinstein @Joshstrangehill]

I use this Simpsons quote more than any other. Any time anyone says they'll do something in a minute (or mentions taking a plane), I automatically say this. I can't help myself.

What Simpsons quote do you feel compelled to reply with the most?

[the next bachelor @_petegarcia]

@AprilEhrlich I absolutely love the hazelnut dacquoise at St. Honore 🤤

[the next bachelor @_petegarcia]

@ChristnNitemare Just ramming porn's soul for God

[the next bachelor @_petegarcia]

@Kevin_Root Yeah, but a pillow won't piss on your rug or scratch your furniture

[the next bachelor @_petegarcia]

@tdwightdavis @Jeopardy Unprofessional bullshit

[the next bachelor @_petegarcia]

Teaching my child the ancient ways. She's about to become too powerful.

[the next bachelor @_petegarcia]

@tdwightdavis @verstimmungen This is clearly Rob McElhenny

[the next bachelor @_petegarcia]

@WinstonWolfLV @ChristnNitemare I thought the same thing 😆

[the next bachelor @_petegarcia]

@tinyarchivist @La_Vie_Souris @outsideofadog07 @ellle_em On it! 👍🏻

One of my absolute favorites in this vein is Do Not Say We Have Nothing by Madeleine Thien. Incredible 🤩

Also enjoyed both The Travelers by Regina Porter and Sing, Unburied, Sing by Jesmyn Ward.

[the next bachelor @_petegarcia]

@tinyarchivist @ellle_em Love this format. What else did you read??

[the next bachelor @_petegarcia]

@ChristnNitemare Mom, is that you?

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@jduffyrice Patriot.

Nobody ever knows this show and it is so fantastic.

[the next bachelor @_petegarcia]

I accidentally put my toothpaste on my 4yo's toothbrush tonight and I expect to hear about it every day for the next 8 months.

[the next bachelor @_petegarcia]

@keegzzz Lamp city over here

[the next bachelor @_petegarcia]

@tdwightdavis I’ve been wanting to get real into butter lately.

[the next bachelor @_petegarcia]

@tdwightdavis I’ve seen this account 😐

[the next bachelor @_petegarcia]

This tastes exactly like leftover Cinnamon Toast Crunch milk and I’m not complaining

[the next bachelor @_petegarcia]

StyleSeat: omg Portland you’re beautiful!

The Oregonian: Don’t listen to them, you’re all ugly.

[the next bachelor @_petegarcia]

@katesellsshells I’ve never been to Disneyland but I’m gonna start doing this.

[the next bachelor @_petegarcia]

@tdwightdavis I love this book. It really is excellent. And such a brilliant execution of multigenerational fiction.