Polly

[Bradley @ohgleybradderz]

Oh Nella shut up 😭😭😭
#ImACeleb

[waliu @idek_tb]

Me when i delete “Sent from my iPhone” to make the email more formal

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

99.9% of people in gyms don’t film their workouts and don’t want to be in your video. They have the right to say that.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Ruin a film by replacing a word in the title with ‘wank’.

[The Specials @thespecials]

It is with great sadness that we announce the passing, following a brief illness, of Terry, our beautiful friend, brother and one of the most brilliant singers, songwriters and lyricists this country has ever produced. (1/4)

[Karolina Staniecka @karolinaviolet]

What everyone must understand about the nurse strikes is that it’s not just about money, it is about drawing attention to: lack of funding, lack of safe and quality care, lack of staff etc. Nurses can sometimes work shifts with 1:24, imagine trying to provide care to 24 patients

[MARK HUGHES STANDING UP FOR THE TERMINALLY ILL @UnsungheroMark]

This is me a terminally ill man with 85% bone cancer,im asking for as many people as possible to support & follow me as i take on the government on behalf of the thousands of terminally ill people being penalised by the dwp.I can't do it without your help

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

Well that’s just terrific x

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

The Oscar goes to.. 😅 https://t.co/m6o3rlRXVp

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

“oh sorry i just saw your text”
- me with a screen time of 11 hours per day

[s h e n n a 💛✨🦋 @shenna_brook]

after Adam Levine cheating on his wife let’s remember & normalize the fact that cheating was never about a woman’s lack of beauty, worth or anything for that matter but instead a man’s abundance of insecurities, unworthiness & desperation. don’t let men manipulate that reality

[Rachael Lloyd @IamRachaelLloyd]

What a job these young men did. Their parents must be bursting with pride 🖤

#queensfuneral #GreatBritain

[Luna @Luna_moon64]

This is the image they are afraid of. Prince Harry, the respected and decorated war veteran in all his glory standing tall on his own two feet 👏🏽❤️ #GoodKingHarry #PrinceHarryUniform

[kadija @introsdimple]

I CAJTBRUEJFBSKFHSKBD

[Tommy @_TommyMason]

"Free for a quick call? Easier to explain on the phone."

[cherie ⚡️ @cheriemuzak]

What’s the worst coffee shop? It’s defo Costa

[Mappers @CarolMaps]

A story about crisps in 4 parts