Phil

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[Phil @_portsmyth]

@DJYodaUK You smashed it mate, mad set. Big love ❤️

[Phil @_portsmyth]

Remember when this app was full of cat memes, inane but interesting slice-of-life stuff, and women with giant asses?

How does one see that again, instead of the endless stream of doom and destruction to the world as we know it? (Asking for a friend)

[Phil @_portsmyth]

@mim00801345 @unlearn16tweet @GigaBasedDad Dissociation and prozac are a hell of a combo. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

[Phil @_portsmyth]

@mim00801345 @unlearn16tweet @GigaBasedDad Even the baby is looking at us thinking "why tf is she stirring a pot of flour?!"

[Phil @_portsmyth]

@lilxanathustra @whimsywordstwo @tigerfly22 @GigaBasedDad The whole point of this discussion is about choice. That's the headline.

Be a trad wife, don't be a trad wife, who cares, you do you - what we do care about is how that decision is made. Women shouldn't have to feel forced by societal pressures or laws to live a certain way.

[Phil @_portsmyth]

@lilxanathustra @whimsywordstwo @tigerfly22 @GigaBasedDad You both did, but the important nuance here is the matter of choice. Give women the agency to make their own choices and decisions about their own lives and bodies. It's that simple.

[Phil @_portsmyth]

@DataRepublican @elonmusk I have a sneaky suspicion that it wasn't just a single disagreement that turned your friend away.. You sound like a bloke who says his wife left him "for not taking the bins out", when it was simply the straw that broke the camels back.

[Phil @_portsmyth]

@Sessler @Ikennect "Most every are one is unwelcome here" means what exactly?

Just sounds like you've had a stroke mid sentence.

[Phil @_portsmyth]

@bennyjohnson Which makes it all the more sad that you're actively fucking up the world in which they will live.

[Phil @_portsmyth]

@doctor_wills Dr Will, I love your all natural Sriracha hot sauce. However, I do not love the choice of bottle cap. Even with a thorough wash, it's a complete crap shoot which direction the sauce will squeeze out (usually at a 90° angle onto my shirt). This can't just be me?

[Phil @_portsmyth]

@allanliverpool @mike_bidde60926 Stop it Allan, all this talk of salty meat is making me hungry.

[Phil @_portsmyth]

@mayemusk Don't raise a cunt then

[Phil @_portsmyth]

@GuntherEagleman @elonmusk You are right, but not for the reason you think you are..

[Phil @_portsmyth]

@ladybistre @JIX5A @elonmusk I think you'll find it's Tommy's fault that Tommy is in jail.

[Phil @_portsmyth]

@dennv68 @joshmcin @HEREFORAMC1 @elonmusk @grok It's an actual practical security issue; a private device is literally unable to access the server to do this task. How the fuck is that entitlement.

[Phil @_portsmyth]

@DjukPete @weenie_pop @peggleggregg @elonmusk Sounds like you need to learn to holiday better, pal.

[Phil @_portsmyth]

@CountBinface @maitlis These days.

[Phil @_portsmyth]

@GamerJsun @elonmusk Hahahahahaha it's the sex number and the weed number.

[Phil @_portsmyth]

@StarLink149 @ephraimadler @Freddiesgato @JonahDispatch @Stevanarolla I need to get offline, I read that as m'lady.

[Phil @_portsmyth]

@NevRhea @PeterHattt @IsabelOakeshott Oh fuck off nev, you know what you're doing. Gaslighting cunt.