baby almond

beep beep (she/her)

[baby almond @_rbecks_]

being gay is just changing from one pair of chelsea boots into another until. you die

[baby almond @_rbecks_]

@kvetchkween love!!!!!

[fatsy cline @TheFatsyCline]

I want city hall employees to have to drug test before they get their direct deposit every month

[Mohammed El-Kurd @m7mdkurd]

Donations will not liberate Palestine. Forcing governments, corporations, embassies, people to take actions will. Protest & at the protest plan your next protest & don’t stop until Palestine is free. They are betting on our exhaustion, I am betting on our stubbornness.

[ag cook shady facts and updates @ytudaddytambien]

Cast HER in the white lotus and everything would change

[jess @enchantedjess13]

travis kelce kinda reminds me of lightning mcqueen

[in the pocket of Big Tenant @AllezLesBoulez]

genuinely i think the pope should call Biden and tell him he’s going to go to hell

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

There’s also the interesting question of whether you can have a war if one side doesn’t have an airforce; navy; standing army; electricity; food; or water; and is a bunch of kids

[Charli @charli_xcx]

omg i got hacked 😱 anyways stream speed drive!

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

If the Barbie movie’s marketing department was in charge of BART’s capital projects:

[trash jones @jzux]

spotted in the wild

[baby almond @_rbecks_]

@dirt_baby_101 🫡

[baby almond @_rbecks_]

i’m opening a shoes-off grocery store

[Reductress @Reductress]

Slutty Halloween Costume Ideas for Your Dog: https://t.co/GZp3D1IITo

[Becca Grischow @beegriz]

It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift

[Patrick Moe @MoePatrick]

In a shock to no one, in a dispute between the queer community and cops, @LondonBreed chose the cops. Let’s not forget that.

[lake micah @afrofatalism]

i kind of get now why pooh bear was always saying “oh dear” all the time—i’m the same way

[baby almond @_rbecks_]

@gay4god69 ok i’m crying at this??????

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i don’t want the queen of england to die cuz i don’t wanna read a bunch of tweets about it

[baby almond @_rbecks_]

@alligatorluvr 😮