Rob Davidson

[Rob Davidson @_robdavidson]

When I was born I shook the doctor’s hand and walked home

[🎙️ The NUFC Blogcast @NUFCblogcast]

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[Rob Davidson @_robdavidson]

@robinsmarathon you'll like this i bet

[Liz Truss @trussliz]

Elizabeth truss

[Ryan Herrick @rherrickmedia]

What on earth is that throw?? 🤣 Dread to think how far it would go if he had a run up 😭

[… @mrmuskisacunt]

‘Well don’t call it “bottomless Prosecco” then!’

[Rob Davidson @_robdavidson]

Spent most of this morning reading and understanding the standing orders

[Rob Davidson @_robdavidson]

@ThomJClarke

[Matthew L @omniumgatherum_]

@joel_hooke Jamie Carragher and Dion Dublin showing us where the stairs leading up to the bedrooms are

[Rob Davidson @_robdavidson]

@_HungrySandwich

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

5. When @TVNaga01 asked Charlie Stayt when was the last time he had seen a beaver (look at their faces)

[Rob Davidson @_robdavidson]

@ThomJClarke Yeah

[Rob Davidson @_robdavidson]

Some info about my proudest achievements of 2017: [thread]

[Rob Davidson @_robdavidson]

@ThomJClarke Aye I’d say lad

[Rob Davidson @_robdavidson]

@ThomJClarke

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Joined a Facebook group about living off-grid this week and I've already come close to making friends 👍

[Rob Davidson @_robdavidson]

@ThomJClarke You have to keep scrolling to get to the good stuff

[Rob Davidson @_robdavidson]

@ThomJClarke @mathewclarke @JoeStephenson96 Beastgate. No Windows either. Granted wasn’t as small as your cupboard.

[Rob Davidson @_robdavidson]

@ThomJClarke @mathewclarke @JoeStephenson96 Oh we’ve all lived in cupboards

[Jude Tedmori @Judey_moody]

Me watching the opening of The Simpsons

[Rob Davidson @_robdavidson]

@ThomJClarke @RedLabour_ FFS

[Rob Davidson @_robdavidson]

@_HungrySandwich

[cluedont @cluedont]

Salesman: Well it's technically a chocolate fountain, so..

Customer: But I can put cheese in it though right?

Salesman: Sure.