ryan

fart like an angel shit like crazy

[ryan @_ryanoy]

i like to think i have everything i want from this life

i love you @_diosyl!

happy new year!

[Groby @groby5000000]

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

i do not set ‘reminders’, i do not ‘structure’ my tasks, i do not ’write things down’. i RAWDOG it. and if i do not remember, i don’t DO IT.

[doxie @doxie_gay]

party rock is in the mouse tonighttt piece of cheese im gonna take a big biteee

[doro @dorodaro]

𝓗𝖊 𝖎𝖘 𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖆 𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖞.

[pepper 𖹭 @pawggersgoth]

they should crucify it in an underground facility and impale it with the spear of longinus

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

i love you pain au chocolat....

[Bink @vileoaf]

when I metcha in the summer…to my heartbeats sound…

[carz @Carzonfye]

You turn 26 and gif-replies just start making sense, it’s scary

[chance @chanceposts]

me knowing that time is arbitrary but people collectively choosing to believe in a fresh start is a beautiful reflection of the optimism of the human spirit

[nico ☭🔻 @strongerpotions]

I Can Imagine Any Dragon.

[Sage 🍊 @odatSage]

More like

[Sufferent @Sufferent]

The old gods and their prophecy children

[Kevin Shah @colorreaper]

Non canon sqaud

#Throwback #DragonBallZ #characterdesign

[mars ᢉ𐭩 @horanluvbot]

“you let your cat sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court

[mau @rllydu]

you wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti

[^_^ @misandrism]

To save money on haircuts i go for the Baby Special it’s 10 bucks and they remove all my hair except for 1 strand left upright in a perfect spiral