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Sydney. she/her VT alum. welcome to the twisted, joker core world that is my mind 😈

[so scrimblo like baller @_sadney_]

5 months parole and house arrest for anyone who shows me an SNL skit against my will

[so scrimblo like baller @_sadney_]

I understand now

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I’m sorry I can’t keep quiet any longer I don’t understand the attraction towards Robert Pattinson

[so scrimblo like baller @_sadney_]

Only on Long Island will I get an egg sandwich that’s 21 DOLLARS USD. Worst part is I can’t even hate it because it was the most delicious egg sandwich I’ll ever have

[so scrimblo like baller @_sadney_]

I hit 25 and now I get a headache if I drink before 8pm and cheez its give me gastric reflux

[so scrimblo like baller @_sadney_]

Fighting the patriarchy by farting in the men’s wearhouse

[so scrimblo like baller @_sadney_]

Cried to not one but two emotional edits from The Office I’m calling it a night

[so scrimblo like baller @_sadney_]

Smh of course the sizing is weird and they’re trying to bring back trends from 15+ years ago their audience is too young to be bothered by it

[so scrimblo like baller @_sadney_]

Ok I started to draft a tweet about why I don’t like hollister clothing and realized that all of my reasons are because it’s a store meant for teenagers and I’m fully grown

[so scrimblo like baller @_sadney_]

Me, this airport Caesar Salad, and this glass of Pinot Grigio are as close as sisters

[so scrimblo like baller @_sadney_]

If we were in a black mirror episode where people had chips in their brain I would hijack my friends’ brain Bluetooth and make them listen to international love by pitbull (ft Chris br*wn) w me

[so scrimblo like baller @_sadney_]

Praying that the “me and my husband’s votes cancel each other out” love never finds me

[so scrimblo like baller @_sadney_]

Wow I can’t wait for my 16 mile commute that takes 35 minutes each way just to go to my 1 hour required lab

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Had a full convo with some one , not realizing my fone laying flat on the table with this image on the screen the entire time

[so scrimblo like baller @_sadney_]

If you want to make someone suffer encourage them to move to Long Island

[so scrimblo like baller @_sadney_]

I love pesto the penguin don’t get me wrong but I fear that his giant form will have terrible effect on his heart

[so scrimblo like baller @_sadney_]

Was getting bangs a bad idea? No I wouldn’t go that far. Will I be feeling the effects of that decision for months while they grow out? Why yes!

[so scrimblo like baller @_sadney_]

I know that teachers feel so cunty saying “I’ll wait”

[so scrimblo like baller @_sadney_]

@sspeepavv Boobs first

[so scrimblo like baller @_sadney_]

@scuzb0y Is he wearing an outfit or will he be nude

[so scrimblo like baller @_sadney_]

My sock post got liked by a foot f3tish account lmao

[so scrimblo like baller @_sadney_]

It’s so pathetic when socks come out of the dryer all shriveled. Pull yourselves together, men