fake vegan

sorry ur an idiot

[fake vegan @_saramore]

I want PIZZA

[fake vegan @_saramore]

I miss wine

[fake vegan @_saramore]

Also I think I might be the most insufferable and irritable pregnant person ever. I kind of hate everything and everyone right now lol nothing would make me happier truly than to crawl in a hole for the next 6 months and be alone 🤣😅

[fake vegan @_saramore]

Oh no. Are people going to think now that I’m pregnant that I think all babies are cute?? Bc I’m so sorry but that’s just not true

[fake vegan @_saramore]

Cute and all but this is the reality of the last 3 months. Straight up not having a good time but also so happy and excited and grateful!!!

[fake vegan @_saramore]

One of me is cute but two though? 🤭🎀💕✨

[fake vegan @_saramore]

I hate absolutely everything and everyone right now

[fake vegan @_saramore]

My husband is a literal perfect ANGEL and I’m so lucky I really couldn’t dream up a better partner if I tried.

[fake vegan @_saramore]

@hlahandy @hmeetsworld lol

[fake vegan @_saramore]

It’s SNOWING in fucking FLORIDA!!! ❄️🌴

[Matt Devitt @MattDevittWX]

NEW VIDEO: I’m in Pensacola, Florida, near the border. Already at 2” and it’s still snowing heavy. This is a truly historic event. #Snow #Florida @spann @stormhour

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥 @giftedswifted]

Daily reminder

[fake vegan @_saramore]

Me when I built my standing desk this week lol

[fake vegan @_saramore]

I bought a standing desk and one of those little treadmills and I’m SO EXCITED.

[fake vegan @_saramore]

We just finished watching This Is Us and I’ve truly deeply never been so WRECKED by a tv show 😭 10/10 recommend but also do not recommend

[fake vegan @_saramore]

lucky girl syndrome 💕🤞🏻✨

[fake vegan @_saramore]

Think this is my happiest birthday ever. Have never felt so lucky and grateful just to be alive 🥹❤️

[fake vegan @_saramore]

There is so much static right now every time I touch my dogs I shock them and I feel so bad 😂😭

[fake vegan @_saramore]

I just love when people say to me “why is your face so red?” Like truly what gives you the right???? Like idk it’s hot out maybe rosacea who knows what do you want me to say to that lol

[fake vegan @_saramore]

Paramore is just so fucking special to me I miss them

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

As long as there is love, there will be grief