The Great Sambino

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[The Great Sambino @_scarabo]

Fuuuck that shit. https://t.co/Zdm9DVLMdr

[relatable @byreIatable]

Me: money is the motive, gotta put in these hours 💸

Manger: you can go ahead and go home early if you'd like

Me:

[Johnny I @basic_jr04]

@_scarabo they're still a thing man. *hovers away hanging my head*

[The Great Sambino @_scarabo]

Yall remember when hover boards were popular for like 10 minutes?

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

I don't citizen arrest enough people.

[Sarah Sweatt @SarahSweatt]

Still mad how they locked up Martha Stewart and Gucci but won't lock up Hillary

[Josh @iwearaonesie]

[restaurant]
wife:This is nice. No kids, no distracti-
me *sees dog walking by the window* *bangs on the glass to try and get its attention*

[The Great Sambino @_scarabo]

@KristenRich1398 https://t.co/V8oRk7Ks7g

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

I can't wait to play Grand Theft Auto Go

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Whether you love Trump, or hate him, this is awesome. Merica.

[The Great Sambino @_scarabo]

Fuuuuuuckkkk I need it https://t.co/nXqL8clpdz

[Trophy Knife @sarah1mc]

Sorry I'm late, nobody invited me.

[Spaced @Spaced_Cowboy00]

I'm really big in the midget community.

[The Great Sambino @_scarabo]

@moody0h @Where_Is_Sylvia https://t.co/BThWoOKfHb

[Duke Max “Carnival Lawyer” Ash @mynameisntdave]

How many times you think Ash K tried to get a Bellsprout to suck his diiiiiiiiick?

[Kristen Richardson @KristenRich1398]

@_scarabo https://t.co/u6WQKytOcS

[The Great Sambino @_scarabo]

Let's form a neighborhood watch... with beer https://t.co/blqfJdWFfz

[The Great Sambino @_scarabo]

He thought that man was trying to take his pokemon gym

[Brittany🥔 @BrittMishele]

@_scarabo I may or may not come battle you