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International Man of Mystery and exotic cheese connoisseur.

[nick @_scooterbooter_]

The only thing you’ll ever need on a Monday

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Goat. the absolute goat.

[Reyda 🦖 @MsReyda]

Bad Bunny was filming a music video at a gas station in PR and well… 😂

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@DAREALMADMUT Glizzy naysh

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@DAREALMADMUT Chinstrap in the background

[Team Coco @TeamCoco]

Paul Rudd plays Conan a clip from his upcoming scripted podcast 😉 #CONAF Check out the full episode here: https://t.co/OEmhlv3z4A

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@Brian_Cahill26 Let me shake your hand!

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@illinoisluke @erikluth_ Yeah I got assassinated. I’m pathetic

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Can we just stop with all the “centralized this” and “decentralized that” !?!

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@erikluth_ Damn dude, today? You’re doing this to me today?

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@erikluth_ The only thing holy about Oak Park (where Jerusalem is mirrored) is Johnny’s Italian beef and that’s written in the Old Testament

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@erikluth_ Gimme that good lemongrass or tea tree mint boah

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Drake fans really though his son’s name was Mahbed

[vaughn @inthemeadow]

desert oddities

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Tried a goatee for half of one day—first I looked in a mirror and it shattered; I then passed a baby in a stroller and it started wailing; shortly after I made eye contact with a bird mid flight and it flew into the window of an old folks home.

I’m keeping it.

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@DAREALMADMUT This fire

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Executing this move on anyone that’s ever wronged me

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@Brian_Cahill26 Keep this damn stoner propaganda off my timeline you hippie!

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@erikluth_ You’re the real powerhouse rik

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@DAREALMADMUT Weiner circle and the Raven