Heidiii

[Heidiii @_seren_ty_]

https://t.co/69NRDMCPkC

[Heidiii @_seren_ty_]

im convinced starship is people's first introduction to spaceflight which is why they tend to forget that spaceX quite literally cut the kg to orbit figure by 50x

[Truthful🛰️ @Truthful_ast]

"rockets don't go up if they are SpaceX"

Meanwhile SpaceX:

[Heidiii @_seren_ty_]

i love nixos but its such a dumpster fire internally its so funny

[stupid tech takes @stupidtechtakes]

LOL

[Heidiii @_seren_ty_]

30 terminals open actual larper

[hraness @hraness]

i have 30 AI subscriptions:
- 17 @ChatGPT Pro 20X
- 7 @DevinAI Max
- 5 @claudeai Max
- 1 @cursor_ai Ultra (via @bot)

i'm rocking 39 terminals today in @zeddotdev
- 28 Devin with SWE-2 (free+unlimited on the Max plan)
- 11 Claude Code with Opus 5.5
- (many subagents inside each)

hope you're having a great weekend too

[Ruby @HECU_snowfox]

Last night, friend messages: "This heat is unbearable, I'm heading over." When she gets to my place I ask her "Is your AC out?"

She looks down at me, points at herself, and goes "Dog. I am a dog. Heat refers to being horny."

"Oh—"

"Dude, you're such a fucking dork. Oh my God."

[whisker @harmreputation]

bpd

[Heidiii @_seren_ty_]

@DerviSimulator @fleshsimulator thats mean :(

[⋆. ˚࿔ ̠robyn II cy 𝜗 @feminimityy]

my partners ex makes me so very angry how could you be so mean to my pretty angel she's the easiest person to love in the world

[Edaphosaurus @Edaphosaurus]

Saw this in a gallery today and I have literally never had such an immediate emotional response to a piece of art.

[Damian Counsell @DamCou]

Your ears ring from the flashbangs. Two terrorists are down. An SAS corporal in an NBC mask asks for your signature on an iPad: "DO YOU CONSENT TO PHYSICAL CONTACT FROM MALE-IDENTIFYING MILITARY PERSONNEL AND TO WITNESSING STRONG (POSSIBLY DISCRIMINATORY) LANGUAGE AND VIOLENCE?"

[Heidiii @_seren_ty_]

RAPED GOVERNMENT

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

BREAKING: the UK government publishes official rules on how to use AI:

1. Ask first if you really need to use AI

2. Check if a spreadsheet can do the job before using AI

3. Choose the worst model possible so it uses less energy

4. Keep prompts short to reduce the environmental impact

5. In general, use AI only when necessary, as a climate-saving measure

With a mindset like this, we should accept the UK back into the European Union

[Theo - t3.gg @theo]

I was so innocent at the time...

[𝐟𝐚𝐮ᛋ𝐭 @faustianwigger]

"It's not our war" well they just hit one of our embassies so I think it's starting to be our fucking war

[Heidiii @_seren_ty_]

@stupidpuppypaws AND HMPFHING BECAUSE YOU FUCKING HATE ME

[Heidiii @_seren_ty_]

western news: ITS OVER

czech news: 635kg of kebab transported IMPROPERLY ‼️‼️

[Události Ostrava @UdalostiOstrava]

Během dvou kontrol odhalili ostravští celníci celkem 635 kilogramů kebabu, který byl převážen bez potřebného chlazení. Šlo o dodávku nedaleko Českého Těšína a o osobní auto u Olomouce. Informoval o tom mluvčí Celního úřadu v Ostravě David Kubenz.

[/leftypol/ - leftypol.org @leftypol_org]

"America deserved 9/11"
— Benjamin Netanyahu

[⚢pidgeongirl⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ @EmmasSchlampe]

verstehe lowkey leute nicht die ihre frau beim sex fesseln

weil wie soll sie mich dann schlagen?

[BriskeT🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @Brisket_7u]

Bottom prep is genuinely so evil cause I'd be using my dildo 24/7 if it didn't take me 8 years to get ready for it

[Heidiii @_seren_ty_]

Reddit ver of Github No way

[Theo - t3.gg @theo]

Just got sent a dump from the Codeberg private forums.

Kind of insane that they say these things about a genuine supporter of Forgejo who donated thousands of dollars to the project 🙃