Garrett Jacobsen

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Icing the kicker would be way cooler if the kicker had to chug a Smirnoff Ice before he kicked a field goal

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@jacobsen_luke @GibbensEthan was feeling the liquor

[CHI Health @CHIhealth]

Here’s to the baby experts. CHI Health delivers maternity care ahead of its time.

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@kbnoswag @Runza

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@GAllemang Yes. I’m reporting this shit

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Imagine being this fragile lmao

[PETA @peta]

Words matter, and as our understanding of social justice evolves, our language evolves along with it. Here’s how to remove speciesism from your daily conversations.

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@stoolpresidente No one said this. Lmao

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@GibbensEthan Soooorry bro 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@GibbensEthan RT 😭

[Amen’s Liquor Store @AmensLiquor]

Enter to win this Corona Chiminea! Retweet, Favorite, and you must be Following as well to enter! Drawing will be the week after Cinco De Mayo! We will give out a reminder in a couple weeks.

[Red @SurvivingGrady]

Joe Kelly saying "let's go" is my new spirit animal

[Garrett Jacobsen @_shake_n_Jake]

If you can’t Then you handle me don’t at my deserve me
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[Garrett Jacobsen @_shake_n_Jake]

After that first drink hits you on spring break @GibbensEthan

[Johnny Manziel @JManziel2]

Have another 10 signed jerseys for whoever retweets this https://t.co/IuDaVsLkkH #GigEm

[Lincoln Journal Star @JournalStarNews]

Man who passed out on lawn mower on 10th Street goes to prison for 6th DUI https://t.co/ODGKmWjhLK

[Garrett Jacobsen @_shake_n_Jake]

Heading into 2018 like

@GibbensEthan

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NCAA: Nebraska volleyball is the #5 team in the nation

Michaela Foecke: BET

[Aaron Levine @AaronLevine_]

It’s rivalry week. #WSU is one win away from the @pac12 title game.

But a reporter getting married in 9 days asked @Coach_Leach for wedding advice tonight, and Leach’s answer was incredible. I’m dying. 😂😂😂

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@ChaserRacer33 @murganchilders