Shauna Marshall

[Shauna Marshall @_shaunamarshall]

What I do when I'm home alone @codyfry

[☔ @Whotfismick]

no one:

my feet all the time:

[top mind @someduckingguy]

just gave your address to some spiders

[jeremy @wisewordswithjp]

oui oui yesterday i had little croissant and too much coffee and so i had a … how you say … panique attaque

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

u call it anxiety i call it spidey senses

[glennis ❤️‍🔥 @theglennisshow]

you ok? you’ve barely touched your crocissant

[Trae Harvey, Steves Other Son @ThatDudeTrae]

”Actually, I’m fucking leaving”

[𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 ⏾⋆ @corriature]

u and ur person laying on the grass and vibing call that soil mates

[Your Favourite Nigerian🇳🇬 @oziomaa_o]

Have you noticed how your phone is never in any of your dreams?

[💌 @glowyaquarius]

so i was curious about the adoption process and i just found out the average adoption costs....$43,000? i am trying to give a child a home not buy a human off the black market what the FUCK??? IS THAT NOT EXTREMELY WEIRD TO ANYONE ELSE

[ii @kerryfrantino11]

One thing that’s very true is that we need to get rid of the stereotype that white supremacists are uneducated hillbillies. They are our real estate agents, teachers, doctors, lawyers, politicians, etc. This feeds directly into the systemic racism in society today.

[Rads @_radsy]

babies born in the hospital are delivered, babies born at home are DiGiorno

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[prance @bocxtop]

it’s literally harder to sign into gmail from a new device than it is to breach the capitol walls

[am @nmtyvm]

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy