For 90% of the game, Haaland just lurks around. He hardly even pays attention to the ball.
But then - out of a sudden - at the exact right moment, he awakens, scores a historic goal, and immediately goes back to lurking around.
He cannot be replicated.
It is crazy that charlie kirk died a bears fan thinking that Caleb williams was bad. His second to last ever video was about how mad he was at the bears for choking week 1. Never saw the packers comebacks never saw the kmet throw, he saw Nine dunk us and then got blasted