Lauren

Forensic Case Worker. Queer. Psych Student.
Will tweet about:
• Gross stuff with/about my awesome partner
• Food
• Random Thoughts
• General grumbling
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[Lauren @_shesarebel]

@danmurphys You said "The contents of this email are not a glitch".. could you please explain then, why the member price is higher than non-members.

[Lauren @_shesarebel]

Just paid $320 for photos and a passport renewal. Should have got a discount for not being able to use the damn thing.

[Lauren @_shesarebel]

@Converse @Nike please bring back the Converse x Nike hybrid FlyKnit High Tops.
My two pairs are at the end of their life and nothing is more comfortable. 😪

#converse #nike #hightops #flyknit

[Lauren @_shesarebel]

Also, equally as infuriating:
If you want to leave the movie you paid for and go into another. Can you at least be quiet about it and not pound up and down the stairs, then laugh and chat!
&& when you get busted, stand the hell up and walk out.

Movie ruined @HoytsAustralia

[Lauren @_shesarebel]

If you're going to go to the cinema, could you please not sit two seats away from me & do any of the following:
- Talk to your boyfriend and consistently comment on what's happening on the screen.
- Play on your phone.
- Eat your popcorn with your mouth open.

[Lauren @_shesarebel]

@tazmos7 Ticketmaster are fucking useless! They still haven't opened the call centre & all email replies are so fucking generic.

[Lauren @_shesarebel]

@ForumMelbourne Lockdown starts from midnight and Holy Holy goes on stage at 10:45pm tonight.... Will this be a 5 minute set, so we can all make it home in time to avoid a fine?
Kidding.... What's the plan dudes? Reschedule? Cancel?

[Lauren @_shesarebel]

Melbourne BeerFest 2021: WIN Accommodation + $200 Festival Voucher + Tickets!: https://t.co/7r3d72Ck7b

[Lauren @_shesarebel]

What a weird turn of phrase: "touch-and-go"
We all know what it means.
(of an outcome, especially one that is desired) possible but very uncertain.
But broken down into its individual parts:
Touch - come into or be in contact with.
Go - leave, depart

Doesn't make a lot of sense

[Rebecca Roberts @Beccc1994]

Lauren and I finally got round to sending our save the dates out (to people in Australia) and so many of our friends have reached out pure buzzing that they got it in the post. Either they have all gone crazy because of lockdown 2.0 or everyone is just as excited as we are 😂🥰

[Lauren @_shesarebel]

@VicGovDHHS Can I travel from Metro Melbourne to Regional Vic for care giving? What proof do I need if I am stopped at a check point?

[Lauren @_shesarebel]

@Telstra can we please scrap the MyTelstra app & go back to 24/7. It actually worked. This new thing is glitchier that the original TBox.
#appfail

[Lauren @_shesarebel]

@tazmos7 Already enrolled in Uni. It's actually a Tafe course I want to do.

[Lauren @_shesarebel]

Is it just normal to get to your late 20s & finally realise what you want to do with your life, only for it to be unachievable because like money and shit means you can't just quit your job to go study for a few years and get the qualifications you need??

[Lauren @_shesarebel]

@whitsthat I use Castbox.... It's easy and has a great selection. Plus loads of options for downloading the next eps and continuous play.

[Lauren @_shesarebel]

Someone fell asleep wait for Mum to finish her lecture and play.

#guardingthetoys #sleepypuppy

[Lauren @_shesarebel]

We haven't met any of our neighbours... but last week after the bins were emptied it was super windy and a neighbour walked our bins up our driveway and put them away so they didn't blow down the road. This gives me hope for human kind. #itsthelittlethings #thankyoukindstranger

[Meg McKinlay @MegMcKinlay]

Publishers! Can we please declare a moratarium on releasing any new books at all in 2020 and everyone just take the year off to read and read and un-topple our TBR piles and everything will be fine thank you.

[Lauren @_shesarebel]

PSA : If you make a green smoothie & add blueberries... your smoothie will not be green. And will look more like a blender full of already digested green smoothie.

[Lauren @_shesarebel]

Friends 70 year old next door neighbor shouting up from the road: "Essendon are doing really good. They must be back on their drugs. They're no bloody good without them."