shyla denay

venmo: shyladenay

[m’arty @maddiewazowski]

me after someone mentions the square footage of a space and i have to pretend i have any sort of concept of what size that could be

[kylie @ky__marsh]

me on the submarine: soooooo what was everyone’s rose and thorn of life☺️☺️

[Arrowhead Pride @ArrowheadPride]

CHRIS F. JONES!!!!!

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

if you’re using overhead lighting past 5pm you’re deeply unwell it’s soft lighting or it’s nothing

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Dolly Parton reveals Cher, Paul McCartney, Miley Cyrus, P!nk, Elton John and Stevie Nicks will be featured on her upcoming rock & roll album, ‘Rock Star.’

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Don’t invite me out this month, I’m tryna save money but imma say yes if you do.

[ryan kahl @IdiotRyanKahl]

If you are having a bad day, open this.

[Uncle Jeff 🌈 @PickleRudd]

I don't know who needs to hear this but just because you were raised that way doesn't mean you have to be that way.

[ًًً @fuckgvge]

does anyone else take 3-5 business days to put their laundry away or is it just me

[Dustin Davis @DustinD1234]

Gas prices are so high I just saw Dolly Parton riding around with Jolene

[✮LAUREN LABLUE✮ @lauren_lablue]

everyone else: *getting engaged or having a kid*

me: *drinking a cold beer*

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming 'Wow! What a Ride!'" - Hunter S. Thompson

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Parked too far away from the gas pump. I’ll try again tomorrow I dont need gas that badly

[drue lawrence :) @Druefis]

Diggin’ up bones has to be one of the top 5 best country songs ever written.

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

i dont simply go through airport security. i have a goal. i want everyone in line to be blown away by my efficiency. i want to be celebrated as i push my belongings across the table. i want TSA to offer me a job (i’ll decline). i want people talking about me at their gate. glory.