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Just a boy😊

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

We will defend our hard earned democracy, Ruto anajaribu kutingiza mti lakini ni matako yake tu itatingika

[plthing🌼🖤 @_Nimo1]

lakini kama as a young person unakubali kuparticipate in rigging of elections then you're worse than william ruto

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

Tuna mnyorosha na hio ratio ya 85:15 in all major voting blocks tuone vile watajaza na sudi wake 😌

[Wanjira Maina @LegisLady]

An IEBC commissioner that does not know the law. 🚮
S15(d) of the Elections Offences act criminalizes using public funds to introduce a new dvlpt project for purposes of supporting a candidate. So those gas cylinders, mattresses & boats are proof of electoral fraud.

[Gayatollah HIMenei🧊 @harrysreup]

I wonder who looked at a generally low IQ population like ours and decided we should give the dumbest ones firearms and uniforms

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

The intellectual disparity between these kids and their Senator is stellar. With the kids being the clear winners.

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

Again I say. This should only be for ex cons. We cannot continue to assume that the entire population is guilty until proven innocent by the most corrupt apparatus in Kenyas history.

[Wayne Gakuo @wayne_gakuo]

You know what's so interesting about these by-elections we've been seeing of late? The government is so bold that they're bribing people in broad daylight with no fear of repercussions.

[Dr. Ho Yinsen @kinjeketile]

Social sanctions and mutual assistance.
This is the template for next year. Tukijaribu kuonyesha woga, tumeisha.
If someone is not in uniform, they should be presumed to be a goon.

[SinCara♡ @dombwosque24823]

A failed MP is magically going to be a great Governor? Wow you people are very dumb

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

These jokes keep writing themselves 😂😂😂.

[RAW FEED KENYA @RawFeedKenya]

The Beretta pistol that was used in the Westlands restaurant robbery belonged to Justice Aggrey Muchelule. The Judge said he only realized the pistol, serial number H20930Y, was missing from his Kitusuru home when he was informed by the police that it was recovered in Joska

[Solange Mbunde @ianmbunde]

Nakuru 🤝 Kilifi experiences. Watching a governor spend public money on trips abroad while the county struggles with pressing challenges at home

[The Political Baddie @KawilaEllen]

So a single personal account receives KSh 313 million, and every control mechanism collectively decides, 'Nothing to see here.' Truly a masterpiece of administrative blindness.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

All this money being spent in olkarau is supposed to be recovered in less than a year . Siasa mbaya maisha mbaya .

[SinCara♡ @dombwosque24823]

His name is Issa Juma Boy.
If he will still be in office post 2027 we will blame the Kwale electorate

[phantéau @_wangwe]

The person in charge of this country really made two(?) public holidays to plant trees but when you look around Nairobi all you can see is how ugly it is, just construction and empty dry spaces everywhere.

[Joshua Malidzo Nyawa @joshuamalidzo]

Religious fundamentalism can have deadly consequences, as Shakahola painfully demonstrated. That is why claims of miraculous HIV/AIDS healing should concern us all when they encourage people to abandon evidence-based medical care.

[Hit-a-Lick-Larry @__HeardEmSay]

Mnakumbuka yeye na wife wakiprint tisho wakidai they are sorry for passing finance bill? 😂😂😂