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butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast

[slabb 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🎯 @_slabb_]

@hum_dunkin I was going to reply "güeeb" then I realised I did the exact same thing to one of your tweets 3 years ago lol

[slabb 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🎯 @_slabb_]

@mattyglesias give me your tickets you evil son of a bitch

[slabb 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🎯 @_slabb_]

the artwork in these books was so peak, used to spend hours looking at them

[slabb 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🎯 @_slabb_]

@TageErlinger me whenever george rr martin deviates from inter-house politics to talk about magic trees or whatever

[Taylor @cooljinzo]

scottish spongebob

Scottish plankton: give me the fuckin crabby patty recipe!
Scottish spongebob: naw!!

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@somhairle_

[slabb 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🎯 @_slabb_]

meet me at the rabbie burns halfpipe

[This Is My Glasgow @is_glasgow]

I came across this faded mural of Robert Burns on a sea wall on the Ardeer Peninsula in Ayrshire while searching a former explosives factory for one of the few surviving buildings from Glasgow's 1938 Empire Exhibition.

Cont./

#glasgow #mural #robertburns #irvine #ardeer

[PictureThis Scotland @74frankfurt]

West Street subway station, Glasgow. (1977) Pic: George Watson.

[S̸k̸o̸u̸t̸ @AK74respecter]

Viktor Tsoi of the band Kino at an Orlando shooting range, 1989.

[slabb 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🎯 @_slabb_]

sinophobia on this website has reached a new low

[Isi Breen @isaiah_bb]

Chinese people are so like us. They might be the people most like Americans anywhere in the world. Anyone who has spent time in China knows we’re actually more culturally similar than Brits or Canadians.

Very sad our governments are enemies.

[slabb 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🎯 @_slabb_]

r.i.p. to mr lynch but there's something about this that really resembles a limmy sketch

[lex walton vevo official @yugiohmachinim2]

a great man who created some of the greatest artworks of the last 100 years. epoch defining. hard to say where i would be without him, where any of us would be without him.

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@DaveNumber7

[John Devlin @2point8_photos]

A snowy Ben Lomond with the 850 year old city of Glasgow in the foregrounds.

[slabb 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🎯 @_slabb_]

americans can't add two fractions together but when it comes to fast food they all turn into particle physicists

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

Everyone in the comments and quotes saying to fry in beef tallow instead of what will really make a difference which is to blanch fry, freeze then double fry until crispy. “Never frozen” is something you want for beef for your burgers but for fries freezing is crucial for texture

[Peep Show Script @PeepScript]

[Mark does a line of cok​e]

[PictureThis Scotland @74frankfurt]

Uidh, Vatersay. (2024) Pic: Christopher Swan.

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@slavomir_YU its thursday comrade

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christ the audio here is like something they'd use at guantanamo

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Father of the year 😂

[もふもふ動画 @tyomateee2]

朝採り野菜として直売所で売られてる猫が見つかる

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@mcandidate @Neilectricity VLOOKUP in 2024