Martin

Allegedly functional since roughly halfway between episodes 8 & 9 of series 3 of Round The Horne. First BBC Radio 4 “Celebrity Soup of the Day” winner.

[Martin @_SmartUK]

Due to an embarrassing clerical error, I appear to have left my body to domestic science.

[𝘾𝙀𝙀𝙁𝘼𝙐𝙓 @ceefaux]

Hoping we are more visible now, seems X/Twitter has been hiding us - maybe we are just too funny?

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

One of the worst things about having a chronic illness is constantly having to deal with NHS bureaucracy.

[Arthur Smith @ArfurSmith]

Pleased to announce I have once again won the Balham d ‘Or

[ME Association @MEAssociation]

Now Recruiting: The Rosetta Stone study at Imperial College, London!

The team, led by Professor Danny Altmann and Professor Rosemary Boyton, are hoping to uncover biomarkers, mechanisms, diagnostic tools, and future therapeutic pathways, and are now recruiting participants among people with ME/CFS, Long Covid and Healthy Controls.

If you are interested in taking part, please read the full blog for the eligibility criteria and to express your interest: https://t.co/hUr0HVONuO

#MECFS #LongCovid #pwME

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Millions to get £100 energy payment this winter and bank tax to temporarily rise from 3% to 6% - Budget at a glance https://t.co/x07ijsVYnc

[Martin @_SmartUK]

🤔 https://t.co/Zlg06gmvbB

[Big Big Train @bigbigtrain]

Big Big Train’s Woodcut and Other Stories Tour is coming to the United States:

[Martin @_SmartUK]

The NFL entirely in British 🇬🇧 https://t.co/hCDboqasKk

[Good Law Project @GoodLawProject]

“Why was a major government supplier allowed to help shape the rules governing how the department buys its products, with little public scrutiny?”

(The name of the supplier should come as no surprise)
https://t.co/DQI1SlCS2m

[Martin @_SmartUK]

The Boss, Ian Dennis, in his element for BBC Radio https://t.co/i1IpfCMNPO

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

With the midterms approaching, @jonstewart reexamines Trump's 2024 campaign promise, "President Trump is for you," and who the "YOU" really is

[Martin @_SmartUK]

The banks..? https://t.co/mwRLqfzwuD

[Martin @_SmartUK]

Unpatriotic? https://t.co/TKwiVDU4H6

[Martin @_SmartUK]

🤔 https://t.co/rC6xuULGPM

[Martin @_SmartUK]

@_Murf So, the show that was Wednesdays that’s now Tuesdays is on Thursday this week, yes? #NailedIt :)

[𝘾𝙀𝙀𝙁𝘼𝙐𝙓 @ceefaux]

Your early morning caffeine hit

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Harry Kane becomes first Englishman in 25 years to win the Ballon d'Or - football's top individual prize https://t.co/JyWb5JMgRb

[Murf 🏴‍☠️ @_Murf]

This is a PERFECT example of the point I've been trying to get across...
Why in the shit aren't we hot routing and throwing to Brock here??? This is a PROBLEM.
#RaiderNation

[Martin @_SmartUK]

@WastedRaiders Dammit! I was there too late to bless the faithful with my ignorance and foolishness. Next time..! 🫡🫡🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

[Martin @_SmartUK]

🤔 https://t.co/GbsxuSTKLp