The Soviet Bear

Greatest General Secretary of the Soviet Union of Bears. Glorious leader of Workers. Hate American Capitalist Bear with passion. Follow for trout recipes.

[The Soviet Bear @_sovietbear]

The Soviet Bear willing to partake in Capitalist Halloween, for research purposes. But needs help with costume.
Ghostface?
Pennywise?
Art the Clown?
"Trick or treat? Give Soviet Bear candy or get sent to gulag" - That is rhyme, da?

[The Soviet Bear @_sovietbear]

@JMD88286760 @bearlyable2 @AnnaM99878890 @disruptiveowl @treeincrisis You are welcome.

You misunderstand Baba Yaga, then. Soviet Bear okay with Baba Yaga.

[The Soviet Bear @_sovietbear]

@JMD88286760 @AnnaM99878890 @bearlyable2 The Soviet Bear did deep KGB dive. Find this. Does not approve.

[The Soviet Bear @_sovietbear]

As Americans say...
"Hey girl, hey!"

[Tree @treeincrisis]

@bearlyable2 @_sovietbear We have a soviet bear now? 😂😂😂

[The Soviet Bear @_sovietbear]

@WolfSinCrisis Very accurate, this Grok is.

[The Soviet Bear @_sovietbear]

@bearlyable2 @JMD88286760 @AnnaM99878890 Or perhaps part of larger game. Soviet Bear plays chess, not checkers. Also told Comrade Anna if she wanted to see it first hand. 😎

[The Soviet Bear @_sovietbear]

@JMD88286760 @AnnaM99878890 @Bear1nCrisis Still.....State Approved!

[The Soviet Bear @_sovietbear]

@oldman_killins This is true. Accurate portrayal of Soviet Bear's first visit to Detroit. Good cars, bad sports, worse people. 1/10. Would not visit again. Mostly because Soviet Bear redecorated with rubble.

[The Soviet Bear @_sovietbear]

@JMD88286760 @bearlyable2 @AnnaM99878890 @disruptiveowl @treeincrisis Still, Soviet Bear still not hearing "no".

And Baba Yaga Blair Witch style.

[The Soviet Bear @_sovietbear]

@oldman_killins This is obvious CIA lie. Bad one at that.
KGB has determined that the flea-hotel German is @DogOutOfControl and not @urlocaldoggy
Disinformation to shame Soviet Bear. You will be sent to gulag.

[🇺🇸 Thropic Tunder @oldman_killins]

SHOCKING secret photos of what happens off of X have emerged @_sovietbear @urlocaldoggy

[The Soviet Bear @_sovietbear]

@JMD88286760 @bearlyable2 @AnnaM99878890 Well, okay then.

[The Soviet Bear @_sovietbear]

@oldman_killins @WolfSinCrisis

[The Soviet Bear @_sovietbear]

Who are you again? @WolfSinCrisis

[WolfSpider @WolfSinCrisis]

They can see my greatness from space

[The Soviet Bear @_sovietbear]

@WolfSinCrisis Your wheelhouse is calling, and it misses you!

[The Soviet Bear @_sovietbear]

@AnnaM99878890 @JMD88286760 @bearlyable2 Soviet Bear already win. She just does not know it yet.
Want to see The Soviet Bear put this to a test?

[The Soviet Bear @_sovietbear]

@AnnaM99878890 @bearlyable2 @disruptiveowl @treeincrisis @JMD88286760 Soviet Bear often achieve of Mach Jesus, and higher.

[The Soviet Bear @_sovietbear]

@WolfSinCrisis Da. This check out.
Villians often think they are the heroes in their heads.

[The Soviet Bear @_sovietbear]

@WolfSinCrisis Soviet Bear is Soviet Bear! Who else would he be, da?
Wolfspider must be blonde, asking obvious question.

[The Soviet Bear @_sovietbear]

@spiderjones99

[The Soviet Bear @_sovietbear]

@AnnaM99878890 @bearlyable2 @JMD88286760 So many levels to this one line.

State Approved!

[The Soviet Bear @_sovietbear]

@AnnaM99878890 @bearlyable2 Makes Soviet Bear lovable.

[The Soviet Bear @_sovietbear]

The Soviet Bear counter-sue Capitalist Bear.
Post Traumatic Stress Disorder from seeing you violate tree in sexual way.
One good looking tree, sure, but violate none the less!
@bearlyable2

[Bear @bearlyable2]

This is a private moment between me and @treeincrisis !!! My lawyers will be contacting you @_sovietbear

[The Soviet Bear @_sovietbear]

@AnnaM99878890 @JMD88286760 @bearlyable2 Right?! How is Soviet Bear supposed to respond to that?!🤣🤣