Alastair Ballantyne

[Alastair Ballantyne @_spanks_]

"@BadIuckBrian: Wears Nike Shoes. Can't do it."@RossGonsalves hope your not wearing Nike's of the slopes;) . Have a sick time man, check you

[Alastair Ballantyne @_spanks_]

@MegWilson19 well at least I can explain the answers and not just go "oohhhh, aahhhh!!" While trying to explain to my team mates ;) ha ha

[Alastair Ballantyne @_spanks_]

"@SheeWantsYourD: If she needs help with Math, show her how to D-vide." @MegWilson19 ha ha ha ;)

[Alastair Ballantyne @_spanks_]

"@itsBLB: Life gives him lemons. Dies of allergic reaction." @RossGonsalves

[Alastair Ballantyne @_spanks_]

@Rich_X_man ha ha ha low blow man. Oh my fuck!! Ha ha

[Alastair Ballantyne @_spanks_]

"@UrbanTerms: Airtight: Filling all 3 orifices of a female at the same time" @Rich_X_man your mom must struggle to breath being so airtight

[Alastair Ballantyne @_spanks_]

"@AwkwardMoment: That awkward moment when you find yourself in the same room as your ex."@Rich_X_man or in the case of the ex-physio;) ha ha

[Alastair Ballantyne @_spanks_]

"@MensHumor: Don’t be a little bitch. Handle that shit." @Rich_X_man handle that shit!

[Alastair Ballantyne @_spanks_]

"@BadIuckBrian: Finds waldo. Gets raped." @RossGonsalves

[Alastair Ballantyne @_spanks_]

"@YOLO_YODA: If Star Wars you don't like, then drugs you are on." You see! Your the druggie ;) :D

[Alastair Ballantyne @_spanks_]

"@sickipediabot: I didn't realise how lonely I was, until I decided my favourite sexual position was right-handed." @Rich_X_man

[Alastair Ballantyne @_spanks_]

"@RileyFreemann: Bitch your such a Hoe, The only reason you wear panties is to keep your ankles warm." @RossGonsalves Jackie!! Ha ha

[Alastair Ballantyne @_spanks_]

"@WayTooManly: Stab wound? You mean, extra pocket." @RossGonsalves

[Alastair Ballantyne @_spanks_]

"@TheHomieJesus: I blame everyone for my problems. Except Shaggy, because we all know it wasn't him."

[Alastair Ballantyne @_spanks_]

@RossGonsalves ha ha ha ha classic..

[Alastair Ballantyne @_spanks_]

"@BadLuck_Brian: Becomes The Real Slim Shady, can't stand up #badluckbrian" @RossGonsalves

[Alastair Ballantyne @_spanks_]

"@1time_Airline: Please visit the 1time Facebook page for refund information http://t.co/NZ1B09o9" @Rich_X_man

[Alastair Ballantyne @_spanks_]

@Rich_X_man @claytonredford just because my mo caning your mom don't hate gents, its not a competition;) ha ha

[Alastair Ballantyne @_spanks_]

@claytonredford I'll out squat you china #quadsofsteel