Mads

1000 fic ideas, 0 talent. collector of semi-useless degrees. cr: wolf willow witch

[ً @artfuIchaos]

sometimes i wanna socialise but I don’t wanna talk, I just want to be around like a cat

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“listen to your body” my body wants ice cream all the fucking time

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

my cat talks a mad amount of sh!t for being a creature i can easily pick up and wiggle

[hélios🌧⚡️ NO SPOILERS PLS @flatmatesdan]

should i drop out

[whiskeydoll 🥃🎀 @empathicdoll]

A trend I've noticed is that you guys fucking hate fic authors

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

i'll read about literally any kink. i'm either getting horny from it or i'm studying it like some kind of sex anthropologist. i just like Knowing About Things

[tori @sourclois]

you seem pretty prone to procrastination for a girl so scared of failure

[miss missouri @izzitrin]

the lion does not concern herself with writing a conclusion to an essay. the lion already said what she fucking said take it or leave it

[Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @Lilblack_heart]

The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word ‘fuck’, the moon and the sea.

[eliza @rinkfiles]

if a player implies that someone used a slur (or some other kind of derogatory language) on the ice and you have a bigger issue with the player who spoke out about it than you do with the player saying it, you’re the problem. it is EXTREMELY easy to chirp without being bigoted 😭

[fran🏒 @IlyasCigarette]

listen i’m a strong advocate for the fact that fic writers are allowed to have absolutely zero knowledge of hockey but i also need you to know that when you’re having them win in overtime and the score is 4-1 i’m having to take a moment lmao

[audri🪕 @oddtreebanjo]

these teams gotta realize they can’t trade players after i’ve gotten parasocial about them

[LaVERose @LaVERose_AO3]

I don't know about y'all, but when I see a fic that hasn't been updated for a long time, say a year or more, my first thought is that I hope the author is ok. I hope they're safe and they haven't experienced some horrible, life altering event that stopped them from writing.

[juniper @PLANETJUNl]

we need to stop saying “what did you expect they’re all rich white men.” i expected better. i will always expect better because when we stop expecting better we begin to normalise these men being horrible and let them get away with it