Storkey

🇦🇺 • Wannabe Content Creator • DevOps Engineer •

[Storkey @_storkey]

Dear @elgato
I love your Wave Mic Arm LP and all your products but I got a problem…

https://t.co/76a2W6UvhC

[Triple M Footy @triplemfooty]

Australia has 59,700 kilometres of coastline and every centimetre has been protected by Pat Beach. 🧱🌟

The 22-year-old keeper makes EIGHT saves as the Socceroos open their World Cup with a 2-0 win over Türkiye. GET IN 🇦🇺

[Haydos🛡️ @GovindIstOdraza]

Aussies can not be real dawg

Dominates Rugby, Cricket, Olympics, UFC and now this. All this coming from a country where population is less than 30 Million

[Storkey @_storkey]

Imagine saying this 5 years ago!
My guy has completed a generational rebuild that I don’t anyone else has done before.
95% of professional athletes would have crumbled under the abuse he copped for years. He kept his head up and put in the work.
Now, adored again. 👏

[BROCK(fan) @Brockutd]

John Terry on Harry Maguire’s omission from England’s World Cup squad:

“Honestly, in my opinion, I think Harry Maguire should just retire from international football. There’s absolutely no way Marc Guehi makes the squad and he doesn’t — no way at all.

Maguire has scored more goals than all the defenders who were called up combined. He’s been fantastic this season, led Manchester United to a third-place finish, and has proven time and again that he’s a big-game player. He scored against Liverpool and played a pivotal role in keeping Haaland quiet.

It’s an absolutely sickening decision.”

[Storkey @_storkey]

*Mute alarm for 12 hours*
Then I spend the next day arguing with the devs until they agree to make the app stateless so I don’t get called at 3am because of a single process on a single server 🙃

[Sri @__karnati]

It's 3 am. Your phone wakes you up.

PagerDuty alert: 'High CPU on prod-web-01. 98% for 10 minutes.'

You SSH in.
`top` shows one process eating 97% CPU.
It's your own application.

There's no recent deploy. Nothing changed.
The process has been running for 14 days.

What are your first 3 commands?
What are your hypotheses?

[AWS Developers @awsdevelopers]

chore: fix build 🔴
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chore: fix build 🟢

[Storkey @_storkey]

@bhalloinfraguy Nope never, please don’t do that

Just use the cheapest container platform like ECS fargate

[Storkey @_storkey]

@ashoKumar89 If you have
>10 apps, go Kubernetes
<10, go something like ECS

[Storkey @_storkey]

The AI hype bros have cried wolf so many times that Anthropics Mythos model could truely be the end of it all and I still wouldn’t believe it until smacked me in the face

[Storkey @_storkey]

@apsdehal Use it for something other than ai agents please

[Storkey @_storkey]

Stop talking as if this is/was only built with ai agents in mind!

[Amazon Web Services @awscloud]

Announcing Amazon S3 Files.

The first and only cloud object store with fully-featured, high-performance file system access.

Learn more here. https://t.co/rNuWa5Rsi2

[Storkey @_storkey]

This shits starting to really get out of hand.
> Someone spends $100 vibe coding a terrible PR
> You spend an hour or so hand reviewing
> CI spends $15-25 also reviewing the terrible PR it created

When does it stop?

[Claude @claudeai]

Code Review optimizes for depth and may be more expensive than other solutions, like our open source GitHub Action.

Reviews generally average $15–25, billed on token usage, and they scale based on PR complexity.

[Aida Baradari @aidaxbaradari]

Today, we're introducing Spectre I, the first smart device to stop unwanted audio recordings.

We live in a world of always-on listening devices.

Smart devices and AI dominate our world in business and private conversations.

With Deveillance, you will @be_inaudible.

[Storkey @_storkey]

@FilmaticFury @trygraptor This would be sick but I’d love to see them both get their own movies

[Storkey @_storkey]

@trygraptor He’ll probably do flashbacks to the galactic jihad to add some action scenes into the otherwise house of cards style political drama
As for sandworms, I bet a few Corrino agents will die in a few attempts to capture the worms before they succeed

[Storkey @_storkey]

No Best Picture Oscar nom for Avatar: FAA?? Hello?!

[Storkey @_storkey]

At it's core, this movie goes into the psychology of what it takes for someone to truely be the best at something, the sacrifices they make in pursuit, and ultimately their regrets at the end.
https://t.co/xa1f8EGwEZ

[Storkey @_storkey]

@N3onHub Jesus Christ… that’s ROSS BUCKLEY!
@misfitmindss

[Storkey @_storkey]

There are too many dam ads on YouTube!!

[Storkey @_storkey]

@hubkotl @Casey @marek_ I mean Neistat has a history of investing in and building tech companies

[Storkey @_storkey]

Here is the realtime speed of Decompr breaking down a large epic into smaller actionable items and creating items in Monday .com