Stylr

back from the dead and better than ezra

[Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard]

Singing Papa's Got A Brand New Bag while changing an ostomy isn't part of proper patient care...

APPARENTLY.

[Stylr @_stylr_]

horror movie where you slowly become your own ghost

[Stylr @_stylr_]

@Mom_Overboard Nuh uh u r

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@GOPJosh20 😂

[Stylr @_stylr_]

@_Jizzabelle I love the smell of the ocean

[Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard]

𝒩𝒪 𝓜𝓞𝓜, I wouldn't jump off a bridge just because everyone else is doing it, I'd jump off as emotional support

[Stylr @_stylr_]

my personality type is DMFK

[𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @NapVeg]

acab includes gym teachers

[Stylr @_stylr_]

thanksgiving is just spooky halloween

[Stylr @_stylr_]

@difficultpatty I would just return them for store credit tbh

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

My kids are too old for trick-or-treating maybe I need some new kids.

[Heatherhere 👽 @Heatinblack]

If it wasn’t for my mil gifting me tons of bath & body works lotion I wouldn’t be able to survive the zombie apocalypse

Zombie 1: smells like peach blossom wine party
Zombie 2: no brains here

[Heatherhere 👽 @Heatinblack]

The most unrealistic thing about the movie Halloween is that those kids didn’t complain about not going trick-or-treating

[Stylr @_stylr_]

never do tomorrow what you can do at some indefinite point in time later

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i miss those adorable murder hornets from back in the day

[Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard]

*pronounces "catastrophe" like cat ass trophy*

[Stylr @_stylr_]

i ain't afraid of no ghosts but any more than that would be pretty spooky I guess

[Stylr @_stylr_]

@MaybeNotChrisH @difficultpatty Brag

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@difficultpatty Schmanks,
Tyler

[Stylr @_stylr_]

just walked out if the new exorcist movie what a waste of perfectly good mushrooms and yeah I'm unemployed rn why do you ask nosey much jeez