Parker

unlicensed forklift operator

[Parker @_t0ast_]

Man, I love Colorado

[jewdⒶs // ייִדהודה @jewdas]

Let's just knock this on the head.

Palestinians don't use "human shields" - because Israel has no qualms at all with bombing a hospital and killing over 1,000 humans.

What good is a "human shield" against an occupier that does not value human life?

[sean crim @CrimAbdulJabbar]

if there are aliens on earth I’d invite them to get some pho with me

[Parker @_t0ast_]

Waiting outside a house I’m touring and the next door neighbor leans out their door to make an X with salt on their front step. Spooky neighborhood I guess

[Nothing® @BandofNOTHING]

The world should get used to being on fire.

[Parker @_t0ast_]

R&B interludes really elevate a hardcore record in a way I don’t understand but definitely appreciate

[Parker @_t0ast_]

Sometimes the only thing keeping the gun out of my mouth is the second half of a Depasquale’s sub waiting for me my fridge. But really what more do you need?

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

Wild u could just go around calling children buster and squirt to their faces until like 4 years ago

[sean crim @CrimAbdulJabbar]

cmon absolutely not 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

[Marv @stomache]

Hey can you tone it down your autism is causing a flare up of my autism

[Rob Zakes @RobZakes]

@Seinfeld2000

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

Learning

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I have declared for the NFL draft. I have enjoyed my time at the University of Phoenix and will continue my online studies once my playing career is over. Coach Peppercorn and his wife Tabby have been a huge support. They took a chance on me despite several jaywalking incidents.

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

Ravens mascot Poe did the Kevin Nash bit

[Parker @_t0ast_]

“I’ll never move to the city it’s way too dangerous” - Pasadena resident who drives drunk every weekend

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

Family Guy Real Estate

[Parker @_t0ast_]

@CrimAbdulJabbar Baptized in broth

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

I should have been in the Avatar movie dancing with a group of various other female Avatars. Retweet if you agree.

[Parker @_t0ast_]

Contrary to popular belief I didn’t inherit my Subaru from my gay moms. I chose to buy it myself

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

I’m gonna look so cozy this winter the hoes wont know what to do with themselves

[Parker @_t0ast_]

“I got my Naruto drip I’m on my ninjutsu shit” - my kid neighbor spitting bars in his Halloween costume