Alex

he/him

[Alex @_technicolor_]

@payne_nocontext @tornadopayne

[Michelle Cyca @michellecyca]

happy for the cbc editor who finally got to deploy this reference after waiting 26 years

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

Do not eat soap.

[bee || comms open @wherebunny]

flower folk 🌻

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

Image prediction: sliding door
Confidence: 36.57%

[Alex @_technicolor_]

wow the new minecraft caves update looks great

[Alex @_technicolor_]

nothing quite like accidentally opening duolingo after a while and then getting daily emails for the next four months

[Alex @_technicolor_]

making pasta is fun until you realize you have to roll each individual piece of pasta… a real penne in the ass

[Alex @_technicolor_]

Wordle 214 3/6

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[KungFuChess @KungFuChessOrg]

Here's a great chess tip for beginners, I never knew the reason behind that rule!!

[Alex @_technicolor_]

i lived

[Paige Alena @itspaigealena]

me: if you drink this coffee you’re gonna get jittery and anxious and you’re gonna feel sick later.
my brain: good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast

[P @PTRCLVS]

Me walking past the people I just passed cause I went the wrong way

[Alex @_technicolor_]

@hashtagshutup u did it !!!!

[Senator Dick Durbin @SenatorDurbin]

I questioned Judge Kavanaugh, repeatedly, on whether he would ask for an impartial FBI investigation into the allegations against him. He declined.

Repeatedly.

[Meredith B. Kile @em_bee_kay]

I've never wished so hard that Alyssa Milano was a real witch.

[“Mark Berman” @markberman]

Wow: @RAINN says today the National Sexual Assault Hotline had “a 147% increase above normal volume,” on top of a big uptick the hotline has had since Dr. Ford went public with her allegations

[Michael Avenatti @MichaelAvenatti]

My client Julie Swetnick is demanding the opportunity to be heard, together with at least one supporting witness. The Committee is refusing to get back to us and allow the testimony. I just sent the below email. My client deserves the right to be placed under oath and testify.

[David Enrich @davidenrich]

Based on extensive interviews by me and @katekelly with Kavanaugh's former Georgetown Prep classmates, what he just said about the meanings of "boofed" and "Devil's Triangle" is not true.