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[jennifer hamiston @majortransceleb]

he should make a shirt that says "i got a novelty shirt printed to take to cannes and all i got was this lousy photograph"

[Metro Richmond Zoo @metrorhmdzoo]

This Mother’s Day, we’re celebrating Chrissy, a 14 yr old giraffe, who gave birth yesterday to a healthy female calf after a quick 27-minute active labor.

The drop is natural & helps sever the umbilical cord & stimulate the calf's first breath.

More: https://t.co/v2Zh461YpR

[tito @_theorama]

@rizzlem0n Bruh…. Wow

[tito @_theorama]

@louw3ed Love u

[tito @_theorama]

@louw3ed I need see her

[tito @_theorama]

@louw3ed Can we go tg please

[CODIne @SheaButtaBaddie]

Cardi has been pregnant and in court her entire career

[tito @_theorama]

Last tweet ever…. Just gonna start putting this shit in notes app

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

I’ve been singing “Ethel cain hated my instagram post” all morning. Help!!!!!

And something about the Waffle House & a picture w/some boy? But how can a melody & instruments & background vocals & the mixing be so good that I’m walking around all day talking about a person named Ethel who I do not know hating an instagram post I never even posted? HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! I’m sure Ethel is a nice person. *hums the melody again & drifts off into this somber state whilst looking off into the horizon”.

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Remember that time Lana dissed all the girlies but we had no idea why but none of us said anything back? Lmaooooo not we let Lana walk in the lunchroom & run EVERYBODY pockets wit no weapon & no gang & said not one thing about it. Lmfaooooo. AYO🤣
I fkng love this shit yo. 😩😂

[BLACK STAR @amaarae]

u wanna heal u gotta feel quicker

[italian don draper @gn2ale]

the way it takes her fucking forever to get to that podium https://t.co/1QJIXx2QQu

[tito @_theorama]

@azealiaslacewig 😭😭😭😭

[Tǒast @Themb0flcation]

I just purchased this entire outfit

[tito @_theorama]

These hamptons bookstores r so bad i feel like im at the airport….NOT a community of readers

[tito @_theorama]

@preachpanthress The street, dear

[tito @_theorama]

Addison bringing back Britney …. a kinda twisted kinda Americana girl next door

[tito @_theorama]

Can’t wait for dua lipa’s bilingual foray into Latin pop

[tito @_theorama]

Super late to the party but Lisa Kudrow giving a god damn all star performance in the comeback some of the best acting I’ve ever seen