Democrats: Republicans are covering up the Epstein files!
Republicans: Democrats don't care about our children!
Guy who orders gumballs over DoorDash: Yeah gumballs are actually really expensive these days
It’s pretty infuriating to me how many young people voted third party in November. I wish we had ranked choice voting bad, but that is yet another thing that will only happen with a Dem in charge. Until then protest voting will only help the least progressive candidate
The year is 2032. After a long day in the lithium mines, I receive 30 Trumpcoin, which I redeem for 1 min access to X dot com. I pause, think, then start to type. “jd vance… more like jd milky chance.” The armed guard gazing over my shoulder sighs, and brings his gun to my head.