Semi-cartermatic

Where reality bends

[Nita🥸 @nitazhar]

How can you ask for better leaders when the common mwananchi anataka kuuzia friends zake Nyanya kumi , ten tomatoes yaani , msichana mchoyo Kama rais wake

[Yemi. @KR3Wmatic]

Muslims, be honest. If someone suddenly shouted “Allahu Akbar!” on your plane, would you panic or stay calm? Don’t lie. Remember, liars go to Hell.

[FireBird @FieryHasbara]

Just met an english couple from Oxford, who've lived in Thailand for 15yrs, renting their house back home, living a great lifestyle on around £1500 a month inc rent.

"We love it out here, we just hang around with all the other ex pats"

"You mean immigrants"

Silence was loud😏

[FireBird @FieryHasbara]

@WIREDGAMING11 They're STILL immigrants.
Irrespective of finances

[Bella ciao @Haya_tea22]

FUCK YOU BITCH ASS!!!!WANTAM 🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪

[ɠɧıʂɧ @rirokpik]

Black religious people never learn! 💀

[samantha @ykitsama]

ebu ata nyinyi mwache kuwa victims kila saa, have that performative pussy too🤣

[Kasarani Stadium @KasaraniStadium]

Try and qualify first mamae🫵🏽

[James @MrJamesKe]

Duale wants to bring them to Kenya, and Tutam cows are happy because they are only thinking about winning the election, not what comes after it.

[basajjabaka katende @kmbasajjabaka]

West African journalists talking about #EAPamoja the same way British (and a number of European) journalists talked about the 2010 World Cup.

mujja kulima musaaga

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

Now that they've accepted Ruto is a killer we can move on to the next conversation

Why would you support a killer when we have other candidates who have never killed anyone?

[Newton mar @NewtonMararu]

Anytime i hear news about East africa not hosting AFCON ,it always come from West Africa journalist, I don't know what we did to them to warrant such negative publicity. Or maybe they want our federations to bribe them

[Sharkhil @Sharkhil]

@kueenfupanda Been passed around more than a blunt. Now she wanna cry about it 😭😭

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

Naona the king of deceit is impressing y'all with his last minute "developments" 😂😂
Steal and kill for 4 years, develop for one year, sing songs of praise 😂
Kenyans mahn

[Semi-cartermatic @_Thermic]

@navyraven29 Nah, City bout to get dropped by the head though

[J 🇾🇪 @UtdStruggs]

Lawyers on £400,000 a week couldn’t defend a single charge of 115 BUT fear not, mcscotty808 has “read the majority of the documents” and has found holes in the case!

A lifeline here for Manchester City!

[E @Ellis_]

It’s only ever been a top 4 anyway.

Manchester United
Liverpool
Chelsea
Arsenal

[Y @_yxan14]

PL without City would be like
Serie A without Torino

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

A lot of very bad people are getting really mad at this, mostly in French