boluwatife

Virtual assistant

Cancer ♋

[Mayyrhee⚖️👩‍⚖️📚 @mayy_rhee]

Me sitting to make my hair: 😭😭😭😭😭
Me loosing my hair: 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Me washing my hair: 😭😭😭😭😭
Me combing my hair: 😭😭😭😭😭

Abi I should go bald ni!?🤔

[Ennieee🤎 @Sassyennie_1]

Extralettersholic
Hiiiiiii
Heyyyyyy
Amennnnn
Thank youuu
Okayyyyyyyyy
God bless youuu
Hellooooo

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"connected without internet" is easily in the top two ragebaits.

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

sleep the wrong way on your period and you wake up butt glazed with blood

[motion. @hashtagtw0]

Anything wey make me leave our chat enter twitter, that convo don end be that.

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

I'm disgustingly self aware. There's literally nothing you can tell me that I haven't spent ample time reflecting on.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

tbh the music your parents played growing up stays with you for the rest of your life.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

i hate selective replies, like did you just skip some messages I sent you???

[ToHire.NG™ @tohire_ng]

WE’RE HIRING 🔔

IT SUPPORT / NETWORKING OFFICER

📍Ajah, Lagos

Are you skilled in IT support, networking, or system administration? This role involves hands-on work with network facilities, cable routing, troubleshooting, and working closely with ISP providers to ensure smooth operations.

If you have experience in:
• IT Support / Networking
• Database Admin
• System Admin

Apply via the link below 👇
https://t.co/pVs5bowTGe

[Ọ̀nàọpẹ́mipọ̀sílọ́dọ̀Ólúwa not Opé, a moving woman @Opemipo_wealthy]

I don’t want to be an Entrepreneur or do entrepreneurship, please I need a job

I love being a 9-5er, I love the corporate world.

I can’t sell anything please

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

I hate doing the dishes with soap that isn't woing. Why do such soaps even exist to start with
The more the wo, the better the washing experience

[Enomfon Akpan @mydearenomfon]

"To love or be seen"

Omoh, to receive fully funded scholarship oh.

[Mr Telvin | Cake Artist 🍰 @thatguytelvin]

Fr, a dry bathroom floor instantly improves my mood. I can’t explain it, but it does.

[Ski @unkn0wnski]

i want my siblings to be successful

from my mouth to the ears of the fucking universe!

[pampam❤️ @pam_isdatchicc]

No please, my face go bend.

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Do not plan for money you have not received in your account.

[Ta West @wfreemantle]

Gotta put that Laptop on its side when you're laying on your side 😩

[boluwatife @_tifeeee]

😭😂

[DRE💔 @Motion_Boy_]

I'm never leaving this app 😭😭😭😭

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

Call me “weird”, but I don’t have a “dream job”.

Make I no sha broke na im I dey do walai.

[𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐄 @stillthatabee]

When someone looks at me while i'm walking, i forget how to work properly😭