In Alabama, the man frying chicken at KFC and the woman making beds at Holiday Inn could be a prisoner. The state earns millions leasing inmates to hundreds of companies, deeming them safe enough to work, but routinely denying them parole. https://t.co/m3TLq65lCg
my dealer: the shit is straight up dickensian man. grower calls it“a christmas carol” 
me: yeah whatever man
5 min into the xmas eve cousin walk: dude I swear i just saw our past family xmas parties in a new light
cousin pacing: a terrible future is coming if i dont repent
my most prized possession is this rock that looks exactly like blue rare steak. seared on both sides. i found it day drunk on a greek island beach. lucky if i'm ever that stoked again
@rusalkaamor@equine__dentist The statement is factually untrue. I worked on a farm that raised ~50 hogs in the woods every year and I would make them a daily slop
i went to buy a roasting pan and the cashier rang it up as being $4 and she frowned and went "that's kind of a lot for a roasting pan" and manually changed it to 75 cents