toobs’ day of reckoning

big pink loser

[abby govindan @abbygov]

HOLD THE LINE!!!!! If we keep this up they might give us 3 days weekends

[The Associated Press @AP]

In Alabama, the man frying chicken at KFC and the woman making beds at Holiday Inn could be a prisoner. The state earns millions leasing inmates to hundreds of companies, deeming them safe enough to work, but routinely denying them parole. https://t.co/m3TLq65lCg

[Sam @samschmitz]

airport lounge worship is for dorks who are bad at timing. the optimal airport experience is walking directly from security onto the plane.

[sympathetic opposition @sympatheticopp]

my dealer: the shit is straight up dickensian man. grower calls it“a christmas carol” 

me: yeah whatever man

5 min into the xmas eve cousin walk: dude I swear i just saw our past family xmas parties in a new light

cousin pacing: a terrible future is coming if i dont repent

[murat 🍥 @mayfer]

my most prized possession is this rock that looks exactly like blue rare steak. seared on both sides. i found it day drunk on a greek island beach. lucky if i'm ever that stoked again

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

We’re all headed down to the dmv to cough with our mouths open if you don’t have plans tonight

[GL @gldivittorio]

Europeans watching Americans fix their healthcare system with gun violence

[冷凍芭蕉 @TPatbat]

There are butchers, liquor store clerks, & prostitutes who are on their final rebirth & will not come again to samsara

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Carhartt is anybody’s game but please don’t wear Lands’ End if you were never homeschooled

[toobs’ day of reckoning @_toobs]

@rusalkaamor @equine__dentist The statement is factually untrue. I worked on a farm that raised ~50 hogs in the woods every year and I would make them a daily slop

[Cass @_casscore]

i went to buy a roasting pan and the cashier rang it up as being $4 and she frowned and went "that's kind of a lot for a roasting pan" and manually changed it to 75 cents

[groupon lobotomy @colleen_daves]

hey can I come to your party and do this

[War Monitor Clips @WarMonitorClips]

Afghan villagers 🇦🇫 Vs 🇺🇸 US soldiers