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[1010 @wetsentence]

maybe i Am evil

[TRIS @_trisbrown]

s/o to the person who packaged my 40 pk of bagel bites and put 45 in🥰🫶🏼🥰

[pucko @pussy_liquor_]

I used to threaten Suicide over my mother buying me Skechers

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[TRIS @_trisbrown]

@freddy_hustlez @rixlerr how’s living in a basement?

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

idk how to explain this but thursday, october, and 8:00pm are all the same

[TRIS @_trisbrown]

@thedailyblokeuk every man except that guy at the beginning are fucking cowards for not stepping in sooner

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[mars @marsup1al]

getting off my high horse to beat the dead horse

[Rose @24kRose_]

I’ll honk at anyone in traffic. I’ll worry about what gun you got later

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

IKEA furniture should come with a 30mg adderall

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Hotel ACs are the McDonalds sprite of air conditioning

[remx @biigrem]

You ever smell the air and it smells like the 4th grade scholastic book fair on a chilly tuesday in September of 2001

[bonnie @fwrosting]

all i bring to the function is a communal vape and a thousand yard stare

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Hi I can’t

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

pls don't come around me sighing & making weird sounds cuz im not asking whats wrong

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

the women's bathroom at a club is the closest we'll ever get to Barbie World

[lex :) @itslexbytheway]

Chris Brown aside from being a coke-sniffing, backflipping abuser, has no classic album. No stand out tracks. He’s a mediocre singer. His catalogue is nothing but recycled bedroom tunes.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

friendly reminder that the creator of caillou is still out there somewhere, walking around like she did nothing wrong

[Kristen @Kica333]

My hobbies include:

1. Going home
2. Being at home
3. Wishing I was at home