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Subtle anarchist

[Liza @Li33aaa]

That’s it?…thought that mf was gonna disappear like Harry Potter…we in 2026 nigga, step ya tech up.

[nish @aqusthv]

we deadass have 19 year old messi posing with a random ass baby which grew up to be lamine yamal and they ended up playing the world cup against eachother 19 years later. most bizarre shit ive ever seen i still cant believe

[Ace @Thelfc_Ace]

better hide the time machine from the government

[RT @RT_com]

Woman posts a video of her vacation in Paris

The caption reads: 'They only gave me the visa for one week'

[Isacsousa_7 🎯⚽ @k1_statss]

Assistências nesse SÉCULO:

🇦🇷 427 Messi
🇷🇸 327 Tadic
🇧🇪 300 De Bruyne
🇺🇾 300 Luis Suarez 🆕️
🇦🇷 286 Di Maria
🇪🇸 282 Xavi
🇧🇷 266 Neymar Jr
🇩🇪 264 Thomas Muller

Bem vindo a casa das 300 Assistências, Luisito 🥳🎯

[Don Quijote de la IA @IA_Quijote]

Que tus enemigos NUNCA sepan tu próximo movimiento...

[Physics In History @PhysInHistory]

“Study the science of art and the art of science. Learn how to see. Realize that everything connects to everything else."

- Leonardo da Vinci (1452 - 1519)

[𝔄 𝔭𝔦𝔪𝔭 𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔡 𝔰𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔟𝔞𝔠𝔨✪ @Chepremacy]

I raise you " Harlot"

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

A newly discovered plant in Peru has been named after Lionel Messi, called Salvia messi. The plant appears to have the same colors as Argentina 🇦🇷

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I feel so sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming "It's ONNNNNN" to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

[FullTime90 @FullTime90X]

🚨🇪🇸 Andrés Iniesta:

🗣️ “I say this with the utmost respect for Pep Guardiola and Luis Enrique, but Hansi Flick is now the second-greatest figure in Barcelona’s history, behind only Johan Cruyff. 🐐🔵🔴

🗣️ “I’m not saying this just because he’s breaking records left, right and centre. I’m saying it because of the situation Barcelona were in when Flick arrived. We were in the trenches, there was no budget to bring in major players, and we were coming off a trophyless 2023/24 season. 😔

🗣️ “Then Flick arrived, worked with a shoestring budget, promoted academy talents and improved players like Raphinha, Eric García, Jules Koundé and Frenkie de Jong. 👏💎

🗣️ “He instilled his playing style and identity into Barcelona’s tiki-taka philosophy, producing some of the most modern, attacking and flamboyant football that every football fan loves to watch. 🔥⚽

🗣️ “The only thing left for Hansi to achieve with Barcelona is the Champions League. I’m sure he’ll get there sooner or later, but he has already taken FC Barcelona back to heights we hadn’t seen since 2015. 🏆❤️💙

[Electra @Electrarythm]

When you’re certain you’ll win, you give it your all, but the moment you doubt it, you hold yourself back, too afraid to risk it all, because the less convinced you are, the less you’ll put on the line for the prize

[Jindu✨ @jindu__]

Pausing a movie to rant to your invisible audience about how stupid that character is >>>>> 😭

[10/10 Konser ve Replikler @efsanekesit]

Kaygıyla mücadele ediyorsan bu eseri dinle. Yaklaşık 30 saniye içinde nefes alışın değişmeye başlayacak. Bedeni sakinleştiren şey ise notaların arasındaki sessizlik.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Holding a baguette like a lethal weapon in the middle of a riot is the most French thing to ever happen

[J. 🇵🇸 @Messilizer0]

The craziest build up I’ve ever seen this season

Hansi Flick what have you done?!!

[Incentivising @incentivising]

You must learn to play dumb in dangerous environments. Ask questions and request clarifications. Never show your intelligence outright. Force the others to overexplain and gather some information before making your move. In the wrong room, being a smartass can end horribly.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

At just 13, Magnus Carlsen was so skilled that he became bored during his game against grandmaster Garry Kasparov and wandered off to watch other matches while waiting.

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

Messi is the only player you will ever see outcsoring the greatest goalscorers of our time, and out assisting the greatest creators of our time. Consistently. For 15+ years.

It shouldn’t even be possible.