Tom Watson

[The Jackal… @ToonDazza]

£200 for pensioners to keep warm
In the winter? Nope - @UKLabour can’t afford it.

£40000 to pay illegal immigrants to leave? Here, take our money.

@Keir_Starmer is a clueless cunt.

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

After slagging off the president for 10 years, captain diversity, equity and inclusion @SadiqKhan tried to weedle his way into the state banquet to grease up to his elitist idols, only to be given the middle finger by Trump, who loathes him.

Excellent.

[Tom Watson @_watsont]

@RachelReevesMP Fuck off mate

[Tom Watson @_watsont]

Unbelievable 👏🏼 #EubankBenn

[Tom Watson @_watsont]

@HultonUtd Congrats lads 👊🏼

[Tom Watson @_watsont]

I hope Benn batters Eubank and then slaps Ben Shalom after

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

Whilst your grandparents debated keeping the heating on this winter. This Greedy, Fat Bastard was stuffing his Big Fat Fucking Face!

Viva La Revolution 👊

[Gary Conway @gazcon]

Zelensky and Starmer have both cancelled elections yet we must hand them our money and our sons to "fight for democracy".

Meanwhile Trump, who actually won the popular vote, is the "dictator".

Pretty much everything the media tells you is the opposite of the truth.

[Racing Post @RacingPost]

🤍🖤 CONSTITUTION HILL & JONBON💚💛

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England Geezer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @EnglandGeezer]

Fuck off Chunkz you fat mess of a man.
Keep politics out of football.
Cunt! 🖕

[Tom Watson @_watsont]

@Keir_Starmer Everything you say is a blatant lie, pack your shit up and fuck off

[Tom Watson @_watsont]

@ToonDazza @REVMAXXING 🤣🤣🤣

[Ben Leo @Benleo]

BBC paedophile Huw Edwards walked free, by the way

[Tom Watson @_watsont]

@Keir_Starmer He thinks you’re a right bellend mate

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

So let me get this right, a father of two has been jailed for over 3 years for helping a load of poor people watch the football.

Whilst the BBC news anchor who purchased and downloaded 41 indecent images of children walks free on a suspended sentence?

Make that make sense!

[Tom Watson @_watsont]

@Keir_Starmer You’re a lying slithery snake, fuck off

[MR DT @MrDtAFC]

Well done ref. Useless bunch of wankers as per normal, completely ruined the game. Utter corrupt wankers!!

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

“It’s so important they (the fans) stay with the team, whatever they feel towards me.” Southgate on #ENG fans’ booing him and a couple of empty cups being thrown at him. #ENG top of the group but fans losing faith in Southgate. #EURo2024

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Free Ed Mathews

[🎩 Andy’s Football Tips @AndyRobsonTips]

🏆 I've also spent a few hours looking into the Penalty & Direct Free Kick Takers at EURO 2024.

🔖 Bookmark this post for your bets.

I've put the back-ups/other options for set pieces in brackets.

Group A:

🇩🇪 Germany:
⚽️ PK: Gundogan (Kimmich)
🎯 FK: Sane (Kimmich & Kroos)

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland:
⚽️ PK: Christie (McGinn)
🎯 FK: McTominay (McGinn & Christie)

🇭🇺 Hungary:
⚽️ PK: Szoboszlai
🎯 FK: Szoboszlai

🇨🇭 Switzerland:
⚽️ PK: Shaqiri (Xhaka)
🎯 FK: Shaqiri

Group B:

🇪🇸 Spain:
⚽️ PK: Rodri
🎯 FK: Olmo (Grimaldo)

🇭🇷 Croatia:
⚽️ PK: Modric (Kramaric)
🎯 FK: Perisic

🇮🇹 Italy:
⚽️ PK: Jorginho
🎯 FK: Dimarco (Barella)

🇦🇱 Albania:
⚽️ PK: Cikalleshi
🎯 FK: Bajrami

Group C:

🇸🇮 Slovenia:
⚽️ PK: Sesko
🎯 FK: Cerin

🇩🇰 Denmark:
⚽️ PK: Eriksen
🎯 FK: Eriksen (Skov)

🇷🇸 Serbia:
⚽️ PK: Mitrovic
🎯 FK: Milinkovic-Savic (Tadic & Kostic)

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England:
⚽️ PK: Kane (Palmer)
🎯 FK: Foden (TAA & Trippier)

Group D:

🇳🇱 Netherlands:
⚽️ PK: Depay (Weghorst)
🎯 FK: Koopmeiners

🇦🇹 Austria:
⚽️ PK: Sabitzer (Arnautovic)
🎯 FK: Sabitzer (Wober)

🇵🇱 Poland:
⚽️ PK: Lewandowski
🎯 FK: Lewandowski (Zielinski)

🇫🇷 France:
⚽️ PK: Mbappe (Griezmann)
🎯 FK: Griezmann

Group E:

🇷🇴 Romania:
⚽️ PK: Marin (Stanciu)
🎯 FK: Stanciu (Hagi)

🇺🇦 Ukraine:
⚽️ PK: Dovbyk (Tsygankov)
🎯 FK: Mudryk (Tsygankov)

🇧🇪 Belgium:
⚽️ PK: Lukaku
🎯 FK: De Bruyne (Carrasco)

🇸🇰 Slovakia:
⚽️ PK: Duda
🎯 FK: Duda (Suslov)

Group F:

🇹🇷 Turkey:
⚽️ PK: Calhanoglu
🎯 FK: Calhanoglu

🇬🇪 Georgia:
⚽️ PK: Mikautadze
🎯 FK: Kvaratskhelia (Shengelia)

🇵🇹 Portugal:
⚽️ PK: Ronaldo (Leao)
🎯 FK: Ronaldo (Fernandes)

🇨🇿 Czech Republic:
⚽️ PK: Soucek
🎯 FK: Hlozek (Sadilek)

It's worth noting that certain nations will always have the same direct free-kick taker.

For example, France (Griezmann), Turkey (Calhanoglu) and Hungary (Szoboszlai).

Other teams will change taker, dependant on who's playing and the position of the free-kick.