wrybread

🌱 Registered vegan / practicing anglophile 🇬🇧 ** ADOPT, DON'T SHOP **

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😂 https://t.co/QNyPmYeUjk

[Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans]

I hate when the other guy goes for a handshake and I go for an open-mouth kiss and oh great now I probably didn't get this job

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@DontCallMeDebby "Don't spoil it" ~ no pun intended!

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@Jake_Vig @ADHDeanASL Autocorrect is my enema.

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@iamjustathena My husband introduced me to this and he calls it, literally, 'honk and wave', as in, "Let's play honk and wave"! 😄

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@weisselbergers @DevinCow https://t.co/6VzFstyMQw

And they're off!

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@Lormif1 @awkward_kc @bballTFB @AAMGC5 @MilesTaylorUSA @AVindman Actually, @bballTFB and @awkward_kc are right. There are four classes of documents:
1. Classified
2. Declassified
3. Unclassified
4. Personal
The first three are property of the federal government. By law, he was prohibited from removing anything in those three categories.

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@tonyposnanski Doctor Who but only the 10th and 11th Doctors.

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@oldskule24 @tonyposnanski You've good taste. Those are my husband's two favorite, also.

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@kiwa327 @Gingerly636 Check out @davidmweissman 's account. He was deep into the MAGA mindset. A short Twitter interaction with Sarah Silverman changed his entire world view.

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@DontCallMeDebby Never seen your account before but I like it ~ count me in as a new follower!

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@CCholeric @CAmysterywriter @AmoneyResists Is it? Or is it clear from their words?

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@SFrickx @tonyposnanski I've only had double fried frites/fries/chips once in my life and I still dream about them.

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@katvic8080 @ellenpellican @ju1cyphatass @DrHB_au @fionajogood1 @abughazalehkat Could you tell us some of the other things to ask/say? I'm not sure I would be quick on my feet if I weren't prepared for that type of situation. (And huge admiration for having the courage to step in!)

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@Read_Susan7 @johnpavlovitz Ours were avocado and had a foot pedal that opened the door if your hands were full. That should so still be a thing. Oh, and swing out shelves!

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@tonyposnanski @BCDreyer but I'd change it to drinking while watching old movies. Over a long weekend. Or even a short one.

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@bbcdoctorwho Had to put him in my closet because he kept scaring my husband. 🤣

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@travisakers That's Secret from the Instagram account @my_aussie_gal. An incredible dog!

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

Tough is putting your neighbors safety over your safety. And putting their every day reality over your on-the-job reality. I can’t be more honest than that. And if you don’t think you can do that or that your neighbors aren’t worth that, please don’t be a cop. Cuz that’s the job.

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DC should be a state. Pass it on.

[Indivisible Guide ❌👑 @IndivisibleTeam]

DC should be a state. Pass it on.

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@KFILE Does it seem like most of the men are on the left and the women are on the right? What's up with that?!

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@sonokocentral @RogueSNRadvisor LOVE it but there's a mistake in there ~ Virginia has definitely turned blue!
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Fix that and I'm in!