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[x @_xomollo]

@Kenyans That is non other than Ruto Himself 😂😂😂

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Fresh controversy has emerged over the JKIA upgrade after no details have been released to the public about the contract.

Reports claim a Chinese firm won the deal, while questions are also being raised over whether a company linked to Zimbabwean businessman Wicknell Chivayo may be involved in the project.

[Eric @amerix]

We chased Adani for a fathead? Until today, I still don't believe this is true. Really?

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

CFAO Mobility Kenya has launched Toyota’s first fully electric vehicle in Kenya, the bZ4X.

The EV offers a range of up to 516 km, fast charging from 10% to 80% in 30 minutes, all-wheel drive, and costs about Sh10 million.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

If you ever feel dumb, just remember Barca had a €30m clause for Rashford but signed Gordon for €80m instead

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

The 50 km/h and 80 km/h signs are actually there. They just get lost in the noise that is our billboards, roadside markets and undesginated matatu stages.

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| Thomas Tuchel with a Dig to FIFA regarding the national anthem:

“I’m begging FIFA to change the position of the photographers in the national anthem… I could not see my team.”

“I was waiting for this moment, it was very special, and I was standing in front of a wall of 50 photographers… I could not see one single player and it ruined my experience a little bit.” 🇬🇧⚽

[Tutankhamun @rileyarnie]

If someone ever asks that question of “how was Africa colonized?” Just show them Kenya’s president.

[daniel hanuka📟 🇮🇱 @LionsOfZion_ORG]

Embarrassing.

Peter Doocy: “A wise man once said, in January 2020: ‘Iran has never won a war, but has never lost a negotiation.’”

President Trump: “Who said that?”

Reporter: “Donald Trump.”

[SANKEI🇰🇪 @SankeiSaitoti]

Starvation, do not cook for 6 months.

[Shiggs @blen_shiigs]

The day I treated a Prof of anesthesiology . She tried everything to avoid medical words , she kept referring to me as sir until I asked her where is the abdominal pain located , she said around the right iliac fossa . I just paused 😒

[- @sulkfenomeno]

Roberto Martinez relegated Wigan, flopped at Everton and two different countries gave him their golden generation 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Ruaka & Kasarani back then we're good places to start a young family but sahii ni noma design the hook up culture/Escorts imeletwa hadi Kwa estates. Sahii heri kulea watoto hukoo Limuru wauliwe na baridi.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

Being expected to do 50km/h at 1am is diabolical. Its even potentially unsafe. You become an easy target for thugs/carjackers.

Speed limits should be dynamic and should therefore keep changing based on the driving conditions.

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Yesterday evening, Githurai residents protested after bus fares spiked to Ksh 150, and later to Ksh 250. The sharp hike is attributed to rising fuel prices and the recent suspension of Nicco Movers Sacco by the NTSA.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The award for Best Chant of the 2026 World Cup goes to the England fans

[Anatoly Prank Fan @Anatolyfans24]

🤯🤯💪🏽💪🏽🔥🔥💪🏽🔥🔥🔥🤯🤯🤯

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

Know this guy and the supermarket just before Chwele junction to Kimilili and Sirisia. Managing employees is quite tough!

[Ochieng' Stephen @kenyansportsguy]

Just a random kid from Siaya, Kenya shooting a question at World Cup winner and France head coach Didier Deschamps on the kind of challenge to expect from African giants Senegal🙏🏿🙌🏿

Keep dreaming the impossible kids✨

#FIFAWorldCup