pat.

eater of dirt and mud

[pat. @_youngslorp]

Luke Skywalker @ 46:53 in The Empire Strikes Back: "Now all I gotta do is find this 'Yoda'... if he even exists."

Me, having watched star wars for 22 out of my 24 years of life: you fucking idiot, god damnit

[coffee @eventualforever]

sad Jay McCarrol piano music while Anthony Bourdain watches Leo Woodall shoot heroin

[joe bro @jbromovies]

The snake guy in Oak Street is my friend we go out on thursdays for happy hour

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

Seeing "Music by Jay McCarrol" in the opening credits of Tony

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

31 out of 32 NFL owners are billionaires.
26 out of 30 NBA owners are billionaires.
26 out of 30 MLB owners are billionaires.

Your tax dollars helped build their stadiums.

But today, the average person can’t afford the price of a ticket to a sporting event.

That must change.

[pat. @_youngslorp]

@jinxedtyche it was a tough read for sure

[pat. @_youngslorp]

@Yankees fuck you

[pat. @_youngslorp]

@feedmewifi it is

[pat. @_youngslorp]

@krisaaaeeeeee @xanabon 🤮

[ps 🟢 @apaullling]

andal down 😂🫵💯#smoked #oldgods

[the man formerly known as indeed @punishedindeed]

andal kkkolonizer owned #crakkadown #oldgods

[pat. @_youngslorp]

@Hunterhasnolife thanks 😘

[pat. @_youngslorp]

@PatLovesSports @BelowAverageOPS sure! if you really want it that bad!

[pat. @_youngslorp]

@PatLovesSports @BelowAverageOPS literally genuinely actually who cares lmfao hahahha

[pat. @_youngslorp]

@Yankees @StarrCompanies 5 games till leadoff Lombard

[pat. @_youngslorp]

@bravesfan28 @PitchingNinja 😘

[pat. @_youngslorp]

@atlantalope2242 @PitchingNinja you gotta get out of Atlanta man

[pat. @_youngslorp]

@Yankees @spencerjnes seeing our future stars wear numbers 78 and 96 is hilarious. 78? who tf is that

[2 Nut (Pick Up) 🇵🇸 @hueoops]

fresh wig, paint job and a liberal dose of adrenochrome got this mfer wave dashing at kids