ServerConfessional

its not all smiles and cocktails

[servers at heart @waitresslife]

i told them that leaving 10% is the equivalent of telling the server "fuck you" and/or "you really really really sucked"

[T-Foots @t_foots]

That awkward first 30 minutes of a party when nobody is drunk

[ServerConfessional @_yourserver]

“@BestProAdvice: http://t.co/IFuvrm9GkV”

[servers at heart @waitresslife]

My dad told me dating a "career waiter" is beneath me...I think judging people for their career is even more beneath me though.

[T-Foots @t_foots]

"Why do you drink so much?"

[Bitter Ass Server @BitterAssServer]

NOW our weekend starts.

[Server_Life @TipOrGoHome]

Walked into work like...
"Am I cut yet?"

[Server Problems @SoullessServer]

If you were capable of reading the item's name then you are capable of reading the item's description #ServerProblems

[99 Server Problems @99serverprobs]

Oh how I yearn for a Monday - Friday job. #serverproblems #nolife

[T-Foots @t_foots]

The only thing clear to me is vodka

[Server_Life @TipOrGoHome]

Trying to hint the hostess to stop seating you kids...

[ServerConfessional @_yourserver]

Oh you want to be rude to me? Cool, you get ignored for the duration of your meal #serverconfessional #serverproblems #restaurantlife