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[🎈 @CFC_Decatio]

Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same.

[FIFA Club Football @FIFACF]

2025 World Champions.

#FIFACWC

[SPANE 🇪🇸 @SperrysandNikes]

Always say yes to a quick 30 minute beer with your friends because that hour and a half could be the best 6 hours of your life

[𝐋𝐥𝟑𝐭𝐭𝐞 @Coll3tte]

If Inter are willing to pay €55m for a player, best believe there's something there.

Those fuckers never wanna pay for anything

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Lionel Messi never scored against Chelsea when Petr Cech was in goal.

It is a proud record that spans six Champions League matches, and was put to the greatest test in an unforgettable semi-final tie against Barcelona in 2012.

Heading into the first leg at Stamford Bridge, Messi’s tally for the season was 63 goals. “I remember when Roberto (Di Matteo, Chelsea’s interim manager) presented the game, the whole team was laughing,” former Chelsea coach Christophe Lollichon says. “I analysed every single goal he scored. The direction, the positioning, the attitude in one-vs-one situations, his eyes when he looks at the goalkeeper.

“At the end, I said to Petr, ‘This guy is so quick technically, his central vision is so perfect. He’s waiting for a very little movement from the goalkeeper to kill him. You have to wait, to wait, to wait, and force him to make a choice’. He said: ‘OK, I like it’.

“Messi loves to put the ball between the goalkeeper’s feet, or close to the feet. The goalkeeper always tries something; he moves one foot and Messi immediately reacts. I remember one situation (in the tie) when Messi was very close to Petr and Petr didn’t move, didn’t move, didn’t move.

“In the end, Messi kicked the ball towards Petr’s legs and Petr made an ice hockey save. He stopped the ball with his knee.”

📝 @liam_twomey

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[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Kenya’s Auditor general on a daily basis

[Mofiyinfoluwa Odubanke. @__mofiyinfoluwa]

i remain absolutely stunned by the degree of perseverance needed to build a meaningful life

[FaddyK! @iamfadekemi_]

I recognize this pitch 😹 this was the pitch Chelsea defeated PSG on at the CWC final...

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We miss our final penalty.

PSG - ✅✅❌✅✅
Arsenal - ✅❌✅✅❌

[MwepuMagic @MwepuMagic]

Nick Woltemade. To this day this is the best penalty I have ever seen.

[Kipchirchir-Araap-Bor @PchirchiRN]

Go well @ChebetKili

[𝐊𝐞𝐬𝐡 @tweetcunha]

Jurgen Klopp whenever Liverpool concedes a goal in 2021

[underrated @Nestroytimo]

And then they wanted to win their first UCL trophy with only 24% possession

[Tobes @TobyEvenden]

Even Kepa knows you have to specify ⭐️⭐️

[Rado 🎈 @thee_ovie]

The only person who deserves to keep their job at this club next season is the graphics designer.

[` @blvkray]

They had no idea they were going to save the world together 😭🤌

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Longest night of my life. Thank you for everything once again!

[Manchester City @ManCity]

The greatest.