Allison Bennett

[Jimmy John’s @jimmyjohns]

No one needs to worry, Jed isn't doing a Jimmy John's jingle anytime soon #TheBacheloretteFinale

[Jessica @JessicaNGill]

You know who would not have a girlfriend on the Monday before joining #TheBachelorette

[gregg @Gregggyboy]

The Met Gala reminds me of the elitist people from the capital in the hunger games. Just an ostentatious display of wealth that looks ridiculous to all of us peasants from the other districts.

[Nick Jonas @nickjonas]

🙌🏼

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Faye. She wanted to bring a little sunshine into your life. Heard it can help with the happiness. 14/10 thank you so much Faye

[dee. ON TOUR @harrymoonchild]

Imagine getting to hear HOZIER'S angelic voice while ur in the subway can't relate and I'll forever be bitter

[Tim Long @mrtimlong]

CONVERSATION I JUST HAD:

ME: Two Thin Mints please

GIRL SCOUT: That’ll be $10. Or you can get four boxes for $20!

ME (gentle): Um, that’s not a savings

GIRL SCOUT (NOT gentle): NO ONE SAID IT WAS

...

ME: Four boxes would be great.

[Girl Scouts @girlscouts]

This .@iamcardib MONEY remix is 💰🔥

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Hopefully it goes better this time #tbt

[Allison Bennett @a11isonbennett]

@wmata the station employee at McPherson Square getting everyone pumped up and excited for the day needs a raise.

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

I don’t get tired, I just am tired.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Zaffy. She likes to relax in the pool and blow bubbles after a long walk. An incredibly advanced maneuver for such a young puppo. 14/10

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i just hopped in a puddle. during the nighttime. this is called a dark splash. and i am fearless

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. today is full of possibilities. maybe i’ll do things. or maybe i won’t

[The Hills @thehills]

The rest was still unwritten... until now. #TheHills

[Allison Bennett @a11isonbennett]

Trying on wedding dresses is a very surreal experience. Like woah, I’m old enough to get married? When did this happen? I thought 2007 was two years ago.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human said. they might make pancakes in the morning. so the faster i fall asleep. the sooner i get a pancake. as you can imagine. it’s hard to snoozle. under so much pressure

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Here's a doggo blowing bubbles. It's downright legendary. 13/10 would watch on repeat forever (vid by Kent Duryee)

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. today is your day. and if it is not. well who really cares. i still love you lots