alexa🥛

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Sometimes I just feel amazing for no reason for like 2 minutes and then it stops

[JT @1BossJusto]

apple pay tour is crazy

[sam. @fuckyesbeatles]

Fui a consultar y me dijeron que tengo covid. En pleno 2026.
Qué vintage.

[pew @PewPhewPhewPeww]

How it feels sleeping for 7-9 hours and still feeling tired

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

$8 coffee followed up by a tip screen, i’ll kill everyone in here

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

what about being sucked into a jet engine

[joey @joboduj]

i dont mind when a cat attacks me i trust their judgement

[halfprism @halfprism_]

bullshit, i can clearly see them moving. im really tired of people trying to manipulate me all the time, but i guess i deserve it because of all the bad stuff i did in the past

[nzr @PainlsBeautiful]

Friend groups after highschool

[gabe @gabeischaotic]

all there is left to eat is pussy

[Mikerox @mikeroxforeve9]

I’ve always said this

[Softboy @softboywin]

White people be like I need to pick up my dog from montessori daycare

[𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖞 @bacchusrights]

thinking about this post again

[ava sleepytimez 🍉 @sleepytimedrawz]

“do they know something we dont?!” is killing me. what do they know

[stas @angelyuiv]

shut the fuck up

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

keep the change fatty

[ava @westcoastwinter]

This comment is frying me