alex

thoughts, jokes

[alex @a1_x18]

@RealMitchHowe Best American full of our 2nd team? Nice - MLS American all stars couldn’t beat Panama

[alex @a1_x18]

@WyoOldBull @brianhgibson @MenInBlazers Sounds like you want a trophy

[alex @a1_x18]

@WyoOldBull @brianhgibson @MenInBlazers You must be a joy to be around

[elena @grnformicatable]

on some real shit how did he do this in 1968

[alex @a1_x18]

@signulll is this an ad?

[Max Langlois @MaxLanglois3]

If you’re in NYC on April 17th and want to learn from the world’s best DTC marketing minds...

HYPE10 is proud to host Modern Tactics For Scaling In 2025: A 5-hour series of sessions hosted by the world’s top DTC marketing minds on what’s working right now (12pm - 6pm in Chelsea).

Very proud of the speaker lineup we have assembled…

I also want to give a huge special thanks to our sponsors, including; @motionapp_ , @fermatcommerce , @PrescientAI, and @ProximaAI .

RSVP from the link in the comments!

[John Beilein @JohnBeilein]

Before 2013 Michigan MBB had not gone to Sweet 16 in 19 years. Now it’s what we do ! Yes, we are a Blue Blood in Men’s Basketball again! Congrats to everyone who is a part of 2025 @umichbball #goblue

[alex @a1_x18]

@sentdefender You’re increasingly slanted view is exhausting

[Max Langlois @MaxLanglois3]

My COO and I are playing golf out in Vegas next Tuesday instead of going to the Shoptalk conference.

If you're gonna be in town and wanna tee it up with us let me know have 2 available spots - 11 am tee time at Bali Hai.

🏌️⛳️🏌️⛳️

[alex @a1_x18]

*taps sign*

[Bushels 🌾 Barrels 🛢 & Bullion 💰 @BuBarrelBull]

Do you get it yet?

[alex @a1_x18]

Clearly the most likely outcome

[Inverse Cramer @CramerTracker]

Can’t wait to tell my kids about the 2025 24 hour recession

[lusso @luusssso]

Love this terminal redesign at Charles de Gaulle Airport in Paris

This is what the modern travel experience should strive to become

[alex @a1_x18]

The Vikings being the most fraudulent 14 win team only makes sense, considering they were the most fraudulent 13 win team two years ago

[alex @a1_x18]

@TheDailyTraub Do you think a new commanders stadium should be in the bill? Did you read any of the bill?

https://t.co/fHI9PaGNQr

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🚨🇺🇸 OMNI-BUSTED: RFK LAND DEAL PUSHES COMMANDERS’ RETURN TO D.C.

Buried in Congress’s 1,547-page spending bill is a provision transferring the RFK Stadium site to D.C., setting the stage for a new Commanders stadium.

The NFL, raking in over $20 billion annually, doesn’t need public subsidies, yet Congress is giving them a prime site for billionaire owners to cash in—without asking taxpayers.

Lawmakers are calling it “economic development,” but let’s be honest: it’s a taxpayer-funded playground for NFL elites, lobbyists, and VIPs, while schools, healthcare, and infrastructure are left on the bench.

Stuffed into a must-pass bill, there’s little time for oversight—or for taxpayers to question why their money is being leveraged for luxury suites and skyboxes.

Source: AP News

[alex @a1_x18]

Can’t believe the team from Google decided to ship Gemini across Workspace

Very unimpressed

[Cullen Roche @cullenroche]

The US stock market is now 63% of global market cap, up from 60.5% at the beginning of the year. The next biggest market is...Japan at 5.6%.

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

Mullings:

“Can’t be fighting us after the game. You had a whole 4 quarters/60 minutes.”

[alex @a1_x18]

@ThiccStauskas Touch grass brother - what a low agency way of living life. You must be miserable

[Beff (e/acc) @beffjezos]

What are the vibes going to be like for the second half of the 2020s?

Something like this, accelerate.

[alex @a1_x18]

Some days it feels like you’re living in a simulation. Today is one of those days

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Monkeys will never type Shakespeare, study finds https://t.co/DgYATcVOL4