joey battaglia

ill party with harry, ron, & hermione anyday of the week @jillianr14

[Fox News @FoxNews]

“I’ll kill your whole f–king family. Your whole f–king family is dead. Your children, your wife, all dead."

A left-wing activist in Newark was caught on camera shouting those words at an unmasked ICE officer as protests outside the Delaney ICE facility turned chaotic.

Acting AG Todd Blanche is now firing back, promising that the "disgusting" activist will be caught and charged, emphasizing that threatening a federal officer and their family is a federal crime.

“That is disgusting … and we see his face and I promise you we will find him, and when we find him, we will arrest him."

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

@JamieMetzl Don’t be so dramatic, young lady

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

300, but instead of Gerard Butler, it’s Elliot Page.

[Jhonf Fonseca @Jhonffonseca]

Xi Jinping dejó al planeta con la boca abierta. En un banquete con solo 47 invitados, el presidente chino miró a Trump y soltó sin filtro: “Trump está haciendo a América grande de nuevo.” Sí, leíste bien. El líder del Partido Comunista Chino recitó el eslogan MAGA en público. Trump convirtió a Xi al MAGA.

Xi continuó con un discurso épico: “En el 250 aniversario de la independencia de Estados Unidos, los más de 300 millones de estadounidenses están revitalizando el espíritu de patriotismo, innovación y emprendimiento, e inaugurando un nuevo capítulo en la historia de la nación.”

Y remató: “Los pueblos de China y Estados Unidos son dos grandes pueblos. La gran revitalización de la nación china y hacer a América grande de nuevo pueden ir de la mano. Podemos ayudarnos mutuamente a triunfar y llevar prosperidad a todo el mundo.”

[Jhonf Fonseca @Jhonffonseca]

ÚLTIMA HORA – EPIC MODE ACTIVATED
El presidente Trump miró fijamente a Xi Jinping y le soltó un golpe maestro que dejó la sala en silencio:
“Traje a los 30 líderes empresariales más poderosos del planeta para estas conversaciones… y todos dijeron que sí. No mandé al segundo ni al vicepresidente. ¡Quise al número uno de cada imperio! Jensen Huang, Tim Cook, Elon Musk y los demás titanes… los mejores del mundo están aquí, frente a ti.”
Luego, con su sonrisa de ganador, remató:
“Están aquí hoy para rendirte respeto a ti y a China. Vienen con hambre de hacer negocios, invertir y crear. De nuestra parte, será 100% recíproco.”
El mensaje es claro: América no viene a pedir. Viene con los jefes supremos de la innovación mundial a poner las cartas sobre la mesa.
¡Esto no es diplomacia normal… esto es diplomacia de alto voltaje!

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Troy, but instead of Brad Pitt, it’s Elliot Page.

[joey battaglia @a__dumbledore]

@AppleSupport very very disappointed in Apple support.

Have had phone for 18 months. Getting these errors. Inside Apple Store making me buy new phone. Disappointed.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

The American Dream doesn’t belong to the highest bidder on Wall Street. It belongs to the American people, who work hard, save up, and play by the rules.

I applaud President Trump’s leadership on this issue and urge the House to pass this bill.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

NEW: President Trump addresses star quarterback of the 2025 National Championship Indiana Hoosiers Fernando Mendoza not attending the White House ceremony:

"The reason he's not here — he was so nice, he called..."

"Actually, JD's a big fan of yours. You wouldn't believe it because he didn't show up. I'm not happy, but that's okay."

"The reason he didn't because he's at spring training, right?"

COACH CIGNETTI: Correct."

"If he was not here for other reasons like he didn't like Trump or he didn't want to come, I wouldn't have even mentioned him... But he's a great guy actually and he is actually a big fan of what we're doing for our country."

[FluentInQuality @FluentInQuality]

Jamie Dimon, CEO of $JPM, has fired people for running good meetings.

Not bad meetings. Good ones.

His definition of a bad meeting: it ends with "great session, let's pick this up next week."

No owner. No deadline. No accountability.

The people who run those meetings, he calls them "good bureaucrats." They love the process. They angle for the next job. They pound their chest. They grade themselves on activity, not outcomes.

"If you don't get rid of them, no one believes you."

He's applied this at $JPM, the most profitable bank in history, for 20 years.

Bureaucracy doesn't require size. He said it can hit a single branch.

"It's always the manager, stupid."

The full clip is worth 3 minutes of any leader's time.

[Commentary Donald J. Trump Posts From Truth Social @TrumpDailyPosts]

WOW, New acting Secretary of the Navy and legal immigrant Hung Cao just said this:

"Don't come to this country seeking the American dream if you're not willing to obey its laws and embrace its culture"

[First Lady Melania Trump @FLOTUS]

Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America.

People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate.

A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him.

Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.

[Kentucky Girl @Notwokenow]

Amid the chaos and fear, our incredible @SecWar Pete Hegseth was on his feet, protecting his wife, eyes searching for the threat.

This is the face of a warrior.

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

“I took 25 years of history i took 25 years of dominance from the beast Brock Lesnar and i made it NULL because i am who i say i am, THE RULER, THE DESTOYER, OBA FEMI”

OH MY

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#WrestleMania https://t.co/hJG7gzIdxN

[Detectives' Endowment Association @NYCPDDEA]

Statement from DEA President Scott Munro about Detectives making an arrest.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

WOW. Kirk Moore, the Principal of Pauls Valley High School in Oklahoma, was injured after he TACKLED a would-be school shooter.

Moore suffered a gunshot wound to the leg but was able to subdue the shooter and prevent further casualties.

This man is a HERO.

[Karoline Leavitt @PressSec]

FROM PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

WE GOT HIM! My fellow Americans, over the past several hours, the United States Military pulled off one of the most daring Search and Rescue Operations in U.S. History, for one of our incredible Crew Member Officers, who also happens to be a highly respected Colonel, and who I am thrilled to let you know is now SAFE and SOUND! This brave Warrior was behind enemy lines in the treacherous mountains of Iran, being hunted down by our enemies, who were getting closer and closer by the hour, but was never truly alone because his Commander in Chief, Secretary of War, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and fellow War Fighters were monitoring his location 24 hours a day, and diligently planning for his rescue. At my direction, the U.S. Military sent dozens of aircraft, armed with the most lethal weapons in the World, to retrieve him. He sustained injuries, but he will be just fine. This miraculous Search and Rescue Operation comes in addition to a successful rescue of another brave Pilot, yesterday, which we did not confirm, because we did not want to jeopardize our second rescue operation. This is the first time in military memory that two U.S. Pilots have been rescued, separately, deep in Enemy Territory. WE WILL NEVER LEAVE AN AMERICAN WARFIGHTER BEHIND! The fact that we were able to pull off both of these operations, without a SINGLE American killed, or even wounded, just proves once again, that we have achieved overwhelming Air Dominance and Superiority over the Iranian skies. This is a moment that ALL Americans, Republican, Democrat, and everyone else, should be proud of and united around. We truly have the best, most professional, and lethal Military in the History of the World. GOD BLESS AMERICA, GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS, AND HAPPY EASTER TO ALL!

[Earvin Magic Johnson @MagicJohnson]

It’s World Autism Awareness Day and today on ESPN’s NFL Live Dan Orlovsky and his son Madden, who has autism, were on the show. It was such a special father-son moment. Madden spoke about his drawings, chanted the Philadelphia Eagles fight song, and he also talked about his love for his mother, siblings and friends. Dan started to cry during the interview, which touched me and made me start crying myself watching it at home. God is so good! What Madden did today was so courageous and he became a hero for so many people who watched NFL Live including me.

[Chris ⚡ @IconicChriss]

Jeff Hardy noticed a young fan dressed just like him… and made his night unforgettable 🥹🔥

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

At JFK Airport, as travelers waited in hours-long lines, an infant became unresponsive and stopped breathing. The panic of the child’s family and nearby passengers were heard by an ICE agent stationed at a checkpoint.

This heroic officer immediately sprang into action—rushing toward the cries, taking the child, and performing a Heimlich maneuver that restored the infant’s breathing after nearly two minutes.

This officer’s extraordinary bravery embodies the selfless service of DHS law enforcement.