duh.

professional dipshit

[duh. @a_big_dummy]

"If you only had two words to describe yourself what would they be"

[Dr. Phil @DrPhil]

Hello there

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

shakira is a queen, in 2020 alone she has:

-committed tax fraud
-done whatever this is

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

I am sorry but the Iowa caucus is meaningless to me and the results should routinely be discounted. These are people who were tricked by a conman into buying band uniforms for children who couldn’t even play instruments.

[bobby @bobby]

horny on main

[duh. @a_big_dummy]

scene: it’s June 15, 2020. The US is at war with Iran and you’ve been drafted. You’re engaged in bitter hand to hand contact when the Iranian soldier hits you with the

[wint @dril]

if i wanted to watch super bowl id just put on one of the damn 50 other super bowls they did. you've all fucked up once again

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

in 2019 i stopped fighting against my constant fatigue and started accepting it and the results have been amazing!!! now i am not only tired all the time i am also making it my entire personality

[duh. @a_big_dummy]

2020 resolution: get puss kill weebs

[duh. @a_big_dummy]

Last month I proved you can do this with any underwear 🧐🧐don’t be fooled

[duh. @a_big_dummy]

pie = ravioli

[duh. @a_big_dummy]

wa wa wa bitch imma baby

- albus einstein

[Skoog @Skoog]

facebook still has its moments

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Accountant: ok gross income looks good, what about any losses?

Willy Wonka: Just those 4 kids lmao

Accountant: what

Willy Wonka: what

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

my drinking my idiot juice before starting my day