Andy Collins

Sports fan. Very average triathlete. Countryside resident. Family man. Strategist.

[Andy Collins @a_collins1312]

As we all get to grips with the first day back at 'school', I've been thinking about the trends that I hope continue into 2021. I wanted to steer clear of predictions and focus on some of the beneficial trends that came out of the rollercoaster that was 2020. 1/7

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@mashable Is anyone else worried that eventually the robots will get pissed off at us constantly pushing them over?

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Andy Murray right now…

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Very brave move One Aldwych #willywonkaexperience #glasgowwonka

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@JoeLoTruglio @terrycrews oh my word, it actually happened #bonebros #ninenine

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@Slightly_Random @VikkiRossWrites Obilivia Coalmine! Amazing bit of writing

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Been without water for about 12 hours now (plumbing f**k-up). Think I should probably write a long LinkedIn post about what brands can learn from such an experience #ThoughtForTheDay

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@divinglotti @OneMinuteBriefs @HeinzUK I had a similar idea earlier, just not got round to doing it, but #Beanzmeanzgainz comes to mind

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Hmm, how long can I hold off on this update?

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This is definitely the start of a horror film…

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Scientists have managed to reanimate worms that were frozen for an estimated 46,000 years https://t.co/GNCGR16DyV

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@elllmilll Is the whale beached? 🤔

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@elllmilll That looks about as far from Peri Peri as its possible to be

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@Whatleydude You can’t even mute them fast enough. Absolutely relentless

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@paulmarkbailey @oatly ‘Who knew? No moo.’

[Brixton Finishing School @BrixtonFSchool]

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@BorisJohnson where the #Brexit are my Tim Tams? I thought the whole point of this exercise was to get the good stuff from Australia? Not a single Tim Tam spotted in the shops today

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@elllmilll Pets are the best!

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@waitrose just opened a bag of pasta and realised it looked half empty. Checked and realised it had been opened, some of the pasta taken out, and then sellotaped back together 🤔 🤢 🕵🏻‍♂️

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@TessaRDavis @WomeninMarketin But if I don’t spend hours looking for the right full/bleed image, how on earth will I procrastinate?

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Alan Sugar - “I want a serious return on my investment………[and that’s why I won’t be looking at any of your business plans until the final!?!]” 🤔 #TheApprentice

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@SkyNews Perfect appointment. 40 years working in finance absolutely equips you for an ethics advisor role #onthejobexperience