Alejandro

LUH | Josefino

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

The ‘H’ in ENGINEER stands for happiness.

[Alejandro @a_coronas]

@DB_Bahn ich habe ein Zug gebucht um zu einer Veranstaltung zu gehen und komme an erst wenn die schon zu Ende ist. Echt ne Frechheit, unglaublich !

[clay @hatecoleslaw]

i’m just tryna pump gas bro

[E L H O T Z O @elhotzo]

Gepäck Gepäck in
in Flugzeugen Zügen

[Alejandro @a_coronas]

@Polizei_H was war den Grund für ein Sondereinsatz heute um 17:30 in der Ubahn-Station Steintor?

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Lance Stroll can pay for this seat too

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

My wife is an economist and I am an engineer. I was watching my wife make her breakfast one morning, and noticed that she made way too many trips to get each of the items she needed. So I said in my best engineer voice, “Hey sweetheart, why don’t you utilize the load maximization principle and carry all the items you need in one trip, thereby minimizing total distance travelled?” Well don’t you know, she loved my suggestion!

It used to take her 11 minutes to make her breakfast… now I do it in 5.

[Palito @xmilianx_]

HERMANAS para las que están sacando entradas de Taylor Swift una amiga recién tocó ctrl + w y le adelantó 1.000 lugares, fijense 🙏🏻

[Alejandro @a_coronas]

@adamhchase Disable Night shift

[Alejandro @a_coronas]

@uestra wohin fährt dem zweiten Tunnel am Königswortherplatz (Richtung LUH)?

[Janekeith @Janekeithduran]

¡Se fue! ¡Se fue Joselyn! 🙌🏼

[Alejandro @a_coronas]

@UniHannover Wollt ihr irgendwann Arbeitsplätze erschaffen?

[Alejandro @a_coronas]

@CarloMasala1 @ABaerbock 68! Also 2,480035542437e96 mal??

[Dr. Oetker Pizza DE 🍕 @DrOetkerPizzaDE]

5 Jahre ist das schon wieder her. Ob der Swaglord wohl mittlerweile erwachsen ist?

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Assange & I were charged under a law designed to prevent fair trials—a law originally aimed at suppressing an old anti-war movement. Defendants are forbidden from mounting a public interest defense, juries prohibited from hearing⁠ it.

Whatever your politics, that's an injustice

[Barrios @Barriosrro]

El príncipe Carlos en este momento:

[kadija @introsdimple]

I CAJTBRUEJFBSKFHSKBD

[Dominos Pizza Ireland @Dominos_ireland]

Not us.

[ZDF heute-show @heuteshow]

@c_lindner @Wissing Fixed that for you