Ash.

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@olyvianne it demands you use more feeling.

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My cockatiel appears to be molting small fluffy starfish..or he secretly got a pet when I already told him "no"..

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Too awake to sleep..to tired to put down my phone before I go blind.. #firstworldproblems

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Best thing about birthday parties? Living off softening bday cake for days like its the only eatable thing in the house. #noregrets

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Best thing about parties? Leftovers for two weeks. ..and friends obviously.

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@olyvianne witch hazel is your best, and closest, friend.

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I can't be the only one that turns up the music before closing the car door to scrap the windshield... #winter #adaptation

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You know you might have a problem when you consider following Tim Horton's.

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QOTD: "of course you can't hear me eating! ..I have a very insolated face."

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@WINDmobile Worst customer service ever experienced. After repeated calls, still don't have data roaming. And got hung up on.Expected better

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"I can't go. I.....don't have...clothes."

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Disappointment is dreaming you saved a ship full of people, then waking up and misplacing your own key ring...

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@bronwynism I know the feeling.

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I don't understand burning the arm closest to the sun while driving.If a few inches matter that much,I morn the poor sucker on the sidewalk.

[clinthumfrey @ClintHumfrey]

@jeffj0nes @douglaswils Great line: "Faithfulness to Jesus Christ is becoming more obviously meaningful by the day." Thx DW.

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"Your face looks like a sock puppet!"
Oh the endearing things we say to each other when both our faces are frozen, post dentist.

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Other: "why don't you just wash your hair while in the bath?"
Me: "because my fine sir. I have a terrible fear of swimming in spaghetti."

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My brains feel like spaghetti squash.. But planning is almost done!

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When your submerged so deep in a project,that when you surface:
A)You haven't eaten.
B)You watched the entirety of Firefly.
C)Its 2:40a.m.

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@olyvianne Give blood, then get ink. Perfect ;)